Mopedi

They all raised me well.

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

I can , you can and they can....

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

What stopped you, you was living right... what happened?

[Sheldon Cameron @sheldon_cameron]

Nobody gets another job faster than someone who quits every job they get.

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Certain women you just dont find twice..

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

Me all night all day

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

@nahrain_ Come closer, I know what to do so you meet your grandma

[Gorata Nzimande @anerdg_]

Anyone doing heists? I am available immediately.

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

Niggas using gym showers have huge dicks or no dicks at all, y'all niggas not using gym showers, going home after a sweaty gym, I don't know about you ...but your secrets is safe with your girlfriends for now.

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

You commit suicide so you find him in hell so you start asking for your money back with some vengeance

[Mr Smeg @MrSmegOfficial]

What happens if someone who owes you money dies?

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

@Munkuza

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

Fuck her (proceeding with making her favorite meal).
Ey love neh.

[knee yo @Neyogems]

“fuck school” *proceeds to finish 8 assignments*

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

@Carolinerathabe what's ex .... I thought people we knew are just that, we don't know them anymore.

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

When you always in random places where God is believed not to tolerate but he's there with you saying (Nigga le wena you like this places, but ey siya khipa lana ).

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

ME: fuck the police.
and when she finally home,
Her (the police) .. wear your fucking mask.
Me: I'm sorry bbe (officer) .

What the fuck am I saying/...

Kopa le mfoloweng.

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

@QueenAfrica__ Y'all single or hoeing?

[Mopedi @Mike___MM]

Remember snakes that don't bite are still called... read the second word ♥