Mike J

‏‏‏‏‏‏لا داعي للهلع

Sic Semper Tyrannis

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

My predictions for Lebanon in the near future:
- Covid lockdowns abused to quell the "thawra"
- Another version of "7 أيار"
- More isolation from the west and GCC
- Official sanctions imposed
- Average monthly income would be the equivalent of 100-200$ ==> $ price around 10k LL

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@SamMsAmShazam @cmaconthehill @JustinTrudeau Please enlighten us about the new sensible gun laws you wish to see implemented.

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@Anmesia1242 بلفها لإمو ب ال certificate of completion من coursera 😂

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@RimaAssaf_t 😂 مدام, عيشك الحلم ابنك. هيدي coursera certificate of completion

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@hibazinati

[Sary Dergham @saryderghamm]

امنوا له تغطية نارية حتى فات يضرب قذيفة
اخذ وضعية وصوّب منيح

جابها بالبناية حدّه 🤦‍♂️

في نقص تمرين لازم كل شهر يصير هيك معركة حتى تتحسن قدرات المقاتلين

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@ElrumithyKhalid @frenchPress001 @aliimortada للأسف نعم. وقت ايام الدعم كان محتكرين حليب الأطفال و مخزنينو بالمستودعات ليريحو منو وقت رفع الدعم. صار في سوق سوداء لحليب الأطفال و علي مرتضى كان عبيشحد حليب ع twitter و يطبل لنفس العالم يلي وصلو لهون.

شعب رخيص

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@CanadaLebanon @CChastenay @JohnnyCorm @MOT_LB @moustanadeitttt تعا شوف صاحبك

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@Jad_Ghosn حلقة تمسيح جوخ.

You didn't ask her how she even got nominated for that position, or her ties with the FPM. We all know how the FPM makes their ministers sign their resignations before they're even sworn in.

You had so many opportunities to ask good insightful questions. Shame!

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@AzarsTweets الفرنجي برنجي. عقدة الرجل الأبيض.
Same reason they keep going for foreign consulting & auditing companies over local.
Unfortunately most of the population thinks that way; foreigners = smarter.
But in reality they're assessing the situation from a shallow outsider's perspective

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

As long as BDL is paying out of it's own dollars for fuel in exchange for LL at watever rate, there will be shortages.

The demand for fuel is inelastic relative to the LL. Only way to fix the shortages is by getting BDL completely out of the fuel import process.

#Lebanon

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@ihab3699 @burymeitsokay @csiscanada @rcmpgrcpolice Here's a Hezbollah terrorist residing in Ottawa.

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@huseintabaja رفقاتي: بلا دلع، ما إشبها شي ايدك

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

Lebanese tug of war

[Mustapha Hamoui @Beirutspring]

Caption this…

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

خيي ما بدي نظر عليكن من برا, بس بدل ما تنامو عالمحطات و تنطرو ساعات, لي ما بتنزلو عالشارع و عبيوت العرSات ال ٦؟
شعب غشيم والله
#لبنان_ينهار

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@yasminebllt Luke warm IQ. Giant makes all types of bikes at different prices. The one in your pic is a performance racing bike, the one he's on is a cheap economy hybrid (probably sub $500)

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@JaredKushnerLeb Jumblat and his cronies own Gaz du Liban; the only entity allowed to import propane and butane in Lebanon.

They're not hoarding fuel, but they are hoarding Liquid Petroleum Gas (Natgaz, Sidaco, Liquigas...etc.)

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@homedad4 @ReemYouness I recently broke my wrist and had closed reduction for my distal radius that had dorsal angulation. I was given a general anesthetic. Isn't that standard protocol in Lebanon too, or do you guys just use local anesthesia?

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@wahidel2aren عزيزتي المقيمة

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@GhaziWazni 🚀

[Mike J @Mike_______J]

@Gebran_Bassil عواك طرب, معاليك