MikeyAbs

Ben and Caleb saved my life.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

I hate croissants, I hate the Eiffel Tower, I hate victor wembypussy. Bonjour is a stupid word.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

Have some overrated nuts in your face!!!

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

TARPS OFF. BALL GONE.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

Shame shame shame…

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

Real shame… now I gotta hate this kid.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

Real shame… now I gotta hate this kid.

[MLB @MLB]

4-year-old internet superstar Waylon showed off his cannon in Milwaukee 💪

[SleeperCubs @SleeperCubs]

Nico Hoerner’s stats BEFORE & AFTER getting hit in the head:

BEFORE:

.291 AVG
37 H
4 HR
26 RBIs
16 R
25 G

AFTER:

.214 AVG
15 H
4 RBIs
7 R
18 G

Could this explain Nico’s cold streak?

[MikeyBets @RealMikeyBets]

Derby weekend

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

This Friday could potentially be the best NMF of the year. Buckle up.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

ONIONS🧅🧅🧅

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

Did Michael Jordan take over Ruben Prey’s body. Who is this guy. GAME OF A LIFETIME.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

2 games in and I’m already getting ran outta the gym.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

This Miami Ohio team is fun. They have entered my future tickets.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

No, no, no, please lord not big bill😭 tonight we all consume for bill… go be great kid

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

#IGBAGS

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

You’re fat.

[Hogdale @Hogdale_]

Adding to PCA to the players who hate America list

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

Wouldn’t be baseball without Bryon Buxton getting injured.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

Recovering drug addict going to Baltimore?!?!? Has Maxx never seen the wire? I give him until week 3.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

Dean week.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

Einstein bagels bread to spread ratio is atrocious. Bagel was gasping for air.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

I think I have to be out on the Johnnie’s again… the local highschool girls team would put up more of a fight.

[MikeyAbs @Mikeabs6]

The way bumpa is so cool without being cool is so fucking cool.

[EARWAXX @_earwaxx]

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TRACK ID // Sanson - Don’t You Want My Love