@mikemajlak How could u look at that face and not want gun control. It’s not my fault that conservatives are mentally retarded because they’re the product of their aunt and uncle, who fucked their sister, who fucked their mother, who fucked their daughter. They’re all related
@mikemajlak@EggslutOfficial Mike do you ever purposely use low qual one-ply toilet paper so there’s a higher chance it rips and you get to finger yourself in the ass? But it’s not gay because you were wiping your ass? Wiping my ass is my favorite part of my day now
@mikemajlak WTF I THOUGHT IT WAS A REAL WEDDING JAKE AND TANA ARE WHAT GAVE ME FAITH IN LOVE AND ROMANCE...oh well. I don’t believe in love anymore, I might as well spend all day in my mancave thinking about your presumably droopy ass nutsack. Can you make saggy flapjacks with them?
@mikemajlak Mike magjkalck next time could you please lower the camera so I could see your feet? Not asking for me but for a friend, he’s a feet doctor
@mikemajlak Next time you shouldn’t be drinkig Diet Coke you should suck on some diet cock my cock isn’t diet bc it has 11 vitamins and minerals and 13 herbs and spices but my guess is that Evan has a diet cock
@mikemajlak@rileyreidx3 Mike majlack I saw a girl looking just like that getting impaled by two BBCs the other day on my computer screen I wish I had a BBC
@mikemajlak Mike majlak I want you salty sweet cum all over my gf’s face she didn’t agree but she will I’ll convince her plzzz cum on my gf’s face plzzzzzzz