Michael Miele

SLU ‘27

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

@dmahoney95 It was time to change something

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

Thank god everybody on my flight stood up right away so they can stand in the isle for 15 more mins

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

@BobbyBartlett19 about to double shirt it in honor of @zack_corsi

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

@dmahoney95 Way more handsome than @JoshAllenQB

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

@BobbyBartlett19 Such a 3 shirt night for @zack_corsi

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

@BobbyBartlett19 @charliemiele14 King of the double shirt

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

@BobbyBartlett19 @zack_corsi Guy loves the double shirt

[Daniel Mahoney @dmahoney95]

The stadium pulse was cranked to the max in my public speaking class today. Lights too bright. Back to the drawing board

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I just wrote in Brian Gionta on my ballot. The guy still has some jam to his game

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

@charliemiele14 @Evan01867

[Rogan Cardinal @CardinalRogan]

Speech Day... @dmahoney95 @Mikemiele22 @RhettPalmer4

[Griffin Marx @gmarx21]

Look at my dab #MigosMonday

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

If I get drunk enough tomorrow I will live stream me reading the entire miracle script. Idk whether to live stream it or record it and then post it. But I’m going to do this shit at some point. I am a hockey player. You want me to play on one leg u pussy I’ll play on one leg

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

We have to stay loyal.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

LOYAL TO THE OIL.

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

Hyms has that skill set @CoachChippy

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

Be #loyaltotheoil

[Michael Miele @Mikemiele22]

These guys are the worst #raftwars

[Dan Kaplan @dkaplan46]

The @Inside_Lacrosse portal tracker now includes @DU_MLAX.

3 time USILA All-American attackman Judge Murphy of @Saints_MLax will head west as a grad student.

Murphy finished the 2024 season with 93 points for a total of 239 in his career.
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[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I been thinkin about the Dew Garita a lot lately. Hands down, one of the most savage creations of all time and nobody really wants to admit that. It's borderline weird that nobody talks about it, either. It's almost like they tried to hide that this thing even existed for it's lifespan of 2 entire years. I feel like the creators of the dewgarita kinda realized how much psychotic shit was happening because of this drink, so they quietly discontinued it and were like "whoa, that was fucking weird..lets pretend that didn't happen" type vibes. Kinda like when you hook up with a family friend you grew up with, and then you see them all the time, too. Then you both mutually try to completely ignore the fact that one night one thing led to another and your fresh water wrench was swimming in a salt water pool. It was fine, but you look back on it and was like why and how was I even that horny? Thats crazy. What the fuck am I even talking about right now. Anyways, the dewgarita was for sure the official cocktail of dudes that own their own car but somehow it always fucking stinks for some reason. Like some weird ass smell that you can't really figure out. It just fucking stinks though, all the time. No matter what. Guys that constantly have some sort of stain on their clothes. Type of dude that hasn't looked in a mirror before he heads out in years. Kind of awesome honestly. Guys that have a haircut that doesn't really fit their head kinda guys. You look at them and something is off, its always that they have the wrong haircut for their head shape. Looks dumb as hell. But back to the dewgaferda, think about how much of a fucking nailgun you gotta be to be drinking one of these things. It's literally mountain dew and tequila in 1 drink. haha. Can we just take a moment to realize how funny that is. Imagine hitting red lobster with your co-workers in the summer of 2020 and ordering a dewgarita. Everything is fine, the next thing you know you're getting a BJ out back from one of the line cooks. and its not even a chick either, its a dude. and you're not even gay, its just that the dewgarita is putting every molecule in your body in a blender. Roller coaster with no seat belt energy. man I want one so fucking bad right now dude.