Mikenzie Ryan

I judge men by how well they would do in the apocalypse. Pool boy fetish. Woman are the real shadow government

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Links to Super Medium podcast below 👇🏻

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@KenziesPoolBoy Tim wants me to clarify that he's taking a Twitter break and not offing himself.

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@KenziesPoolBoy @irentdumpsters You have like two years of work before you would look like that.

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@girlrunssocial @KenziesPoolBoy @irentdumpsters Want me to tell him to delete it? Im the only one who can control him

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You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

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@KenziesPoolBoy lol

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@MomaBera Have you tried eating a cheese stick?

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@KenziesPoolBoy You do just piddle all day

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@KenziesPoolBoy Stop tweeting on the plane

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@KenziesPoolBoy This is so stupid. lol

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@SpaceCowboy1317 @KenziesPoolBoy @Glawk_40 Well this just became boring. Disconnect ✌🏻

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@SpaceCowboy1317 @KenziesPoolBoy @Glawk_40 Do you live in SF? Theres a lot of weak measly men in SF who are weirdly arrogant I’ve found.

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@SpaceCowboy1317 @KenziesPoolBoy @Glawk_40 How presumptive of you to assume this.

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@KenziesPoolBoy Then get me abs bitch

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@KenziesPoolBoy Watch me

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@KenziesPoolBoy Randomly*

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@KenziesPoolBoy I second this.

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@KenziesPoolBoy Our pool is not clean...

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@KenziesPoolBoy And you also wouldn’t live past 19.

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14 books and 10 puzzles in the last 30 days

You would think I would be well rested from quitting my big girl corporate job.

But I have two young children and a software startup.

So I'm still pretty tired.