Michaell

#BringBackMarsDelight

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[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[✨Liza 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 🇯🇵 @xlizagx]

Everyone loves to speak bad about Evri when Royal Mail are by far the worst delivery service.
So slow and customer service is rubbish 🥴

[27. @dimvji]

hate having internal monologue sometimes, like can you just be quiet for 5 minutes

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

can we normalize saying we love a book without remembering anything about it?

[Weapon 𝕏 @HellRaz0r1776]

Trying to make friends as an adult is difficult.

The people I would probably get along with, don’t want to leave their house either.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I hate pre-period symptoms ‘cause why am I crying, horny, bloated, and violent… all in the same hour???

[Michaell @Mikes89_]

Sometimes I hate being a woman 😔

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I guess bed rotting to cope with difficult emotions is fine. it could’ve been crack

[Michaell @Mikes89_]

I could do with a nice big jar for all my sweets and/or a nice indoor plant

[Michaell @Mikes89_]

Chinese takeaways in London need to start selling munchboxes asap.

[Michaell @Mikes89_]

https://t.co/oZqCyrzvpv

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[dee @DeeGBP]

I’m begging you lot pls put the vapes down loooool

[bby kell @kellykinoki]

I wanna go to the fucking beach with my motherfucking Friends

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

ive noticed all the “gender neutral” baby names are just boys names. miller, james, blake, noah. call me when there’s a boy jessica thanks.

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

That’s why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[Michaell @Mikes89_]

Remind me never to buy a Tony's chocolonely easter egg ever again.

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

I wish I was alive when Teena Marie dropped Square Biz

[RNB RADAR @rnbradar]

Happy 60th birthday to the legendary Raphael Saadiq 🎈