Mike'sMagicShip 🪄🚢

Zoo monkeys should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
▪︎ Diehard Spurs #porvida & Saints⚜️ fan ▪︎ BYU ▪︎ LDS ▪ Conservative ▪︎ Priceless

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@WatchChad Maybe the guy stumbled upon an epic game of freeze tag

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@Johnny_Joey Clearly he's cleverly pointing out that, unlike these terrorist Iranians, the only thing you lost during service was some hair.

Oh....and the bottom 1/3 of your body. #splittinghairs

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@JeffGSpursZone I feel like having both Murray and Jokic in top 4 is contradictory. If one or the other is most valuable to Denver, how is another most valuable Nugget right below him ... MVP should be player who single handedly dictates success for their team....having 2 defeats the purpose

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@spurs @VCMtweets Luke needs a recurring weekly segment. Impossible not to love this guy. The deadpan dad humor is top notch.

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@damintoell Adds up

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@cosmopterix Interestingly enough, my girlfriends all called me this when intimate. Now I get why...

because I got that "dawg" in me.

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@cosmopterix 2 crows?

I call that an attempted murder. Lock their asses up.

#animalgroupnames

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@RossJacksonNOLA Yet, it is not a great sign when all we can compliment is our punt coverage unit.

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@oldmnstllyllng @assliken @SirajAHashmi @damintoell @jarvis_best @ElectionLegal Amen. If cuddling with other dudes and giving each other hand jobs is suddenly "gay" - then lock me up.

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Finally, the alpha males are redefining intensely non-homosexual masculinity #takingbacktheculture

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@JonnyMicro Agreed. She even shared a close-up picture of an amazing bust today. 😍 She'll make Hunter Biden levels of $ with her work

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@SirajAHashmi @ListComesForAll Turning 5 you say? Sounds like @ProjectLincoln about to slide into those DMs to help you let the list mature.

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@damintoell I think Crimestoppers will pick up the slack

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@cosmopterix Sees "Here's a photo I took of a bust..." so naturally immediately had to run out of my class into the office.

Then I read the rest...

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@TheBabylonBee Gotta bring back the Naked Gun baseball days

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@Matthew_Tynan Glad we didn't have to watch too many replays of that last game-clinching one 😏

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@FuzzyTaylor235 @assliken Don't let the early lead fool you. Jay and his team are very ... explosive

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@heykayadams @FanDuel I'd love it. But, even free is apparently too much $. I think our fanduel privilege was revoked due to low potato export numbers.

I'll vicariously play through you, especially since you're rooting for my Saints and fellow BYU alum Taysom Hill. #ifkaywins..Iwin