Mike Davidson

Fort Collins based comedian and sometimes musician

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Come check out Hodi's Halfnote Comedy Open Mic tonight at 7:30 PM. It's been voted the best show in town by me just now.

[Mike Davidson @MiketheDavidson]

Scalia sounds like a skin disease that only dogs get

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The phrase "I'm thinking about growing a mustache" has never lead to a positive decision

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I think the reason the bbc is so good with international news is because until recently it was all just national news

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There's a complex called Rigden farm senior apartments
Seems like Poor taste to tell kids you sent grandpa to a farm

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Pumping a keg is probably the closest I'll ever get to churning butter

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I think it's a bummer the Super Bowl is a football event and not a bowling one.

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Apparently If it snows on Tuesday every parking spot becomes subjective until spring

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Turns out to be considered a hipster on Nebraska all you need is to own a bike and like the shins.

[Mike Davidson @MiketheDavidson]

Who came up with the idea for veggie tales? A cartoon for kids based on vegetables and religion, a kids least two favorite things

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"We're going on a cat chase!"
The worst thing to hear at a party when someone left the door open

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Ever blackout and wake up with an account on eharmony?

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Man, Trojan is a weird name for a condom. Named for a people best known for having something snuck somewhere is wasn't wanted.

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Whenever I sell plasma I feel like a shitty reverse vampire: I have to give my blood to live

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Digital underground is relapsing a children's book. It's called: onepac tupac redpac bluepac

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The Broncos are in the Super Bowl and I surprisingly give a shit. It's a real day of surprises.

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Didn't think things could get much worse when our basemen flooded this morning. Then I found out what a sewage backup is

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Stocks are plunging because we have too much oil. Way to keep me on my toes 2016

[Mike Davidson @MiketheDavidson]

Whoever said there's no such thing as a dumb question never worked in a call center

[Mike Davidson @MiketheDavidson]

I was so excited when I started running everyday again. Then I remembered, running is the absolute worst.