michael weiss

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Let NFL teams score negative points like the moneypuck in NHL threes to make betting on the total points more interesting @NFL

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Verve is so verve #itssoverve

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

@imanbek is my inspiration to start my DJ career

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

#moodtowinsomemoney

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Costco workers have a stick up their ass… retweet for a story time

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Dr. Seuss is undeniably the best lyricist of all time.

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Thats why they call it fishin’ and not catchin’

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Ppl who stand up in the plane when its landed waiting to leave r the kids who would sprint to lunch to get in line first

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

A thread of what sperrys can be worn to: the beach, pool, church, funeral, around the house, hanging w friends, bars, clubs

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Sperrys r the swiss army knife of shoes, so multipurpose #everypurpose

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

I cando.

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

I wonder what rent is like in downtown gotham?

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Is it a beligerant type of night?

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Liking the butt of the bread loaf is a 🚩🚩🚩

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

How tf is a candle a fire hazard? Is the fire just gonna jump out when i leave it unattended?

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

My feet mad cold rn #ripbobsaget he was a real one

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Dollie aint hurt nobodie

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

@mann_milo the typa guy to not have spotify premium…

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

#vaxxedaf

[michael weiss @Mikeweiss69]

Sometimes i wish it was socially acceptable to piss my pants so i wouldnt have to go thru the trouble of finding a bathroom. #bathroomthoughts