Mike

Respect, Achieve, Persevere, Empower

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

@NYCMayor Can you pleaseeeeee make it Wednesday???????

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

At my first hockey game in 15 years, can confirm Zambonis still fuck #makeitwet

[Catholic League @CatholicLeague]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s professed interest in diversity and inclusion obviously hits a brick wall when it comes to Catholics. He wants nothing to do with them.
https://t.co/HIx8L8UNty

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

This is how the goth girl in high school looked at you during the driest month of your life

[TMZ @TMZ]

🕊️ The United States penny has died. It was 232.

What we know: https://t.co/cTCqwQLmrD

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

Me to my boy right before he’s about to approach the hottest woman on planet earth (he’s gross)

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

Yelling “screen” on a screen might have more bang for buck than “ball” on a fumble. Ball knowers know #moretocome

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

With the utmost respect I’m manhandling this thing rn

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

@burnershmu thoughts on this cc sizing? NBA or NFL comps?

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

@Bigsportsguy516 @CoorsGod Definitely plays but we’re gonna need to work on the swag pack, those cleats ain’t it (try Under Armor Tie Dye Highlights). Also, you will be liable to play in any game like scenario either on the gridiron-hockey style- or in the parking lot #headonaswivel #BALL #tendertuddy

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

Going over the last scored Yankees game before getting prepped for the next @EvanRobertsWFAN @scorebook_bob Got 660 cooking and a drink chilling #lol #OldSchool

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

@burnershmu He very good general neva fail. Think they got him in the statistical devision now #notsosubtleracism

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

Bad day to be a Friday when I’m on my 2012 Kia Soul vibes #yerrrrrr #meetmeon4thandhampsterdam #yktfv #whiteboyinarodentworld

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

Got busted

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

Gotta #RipLips in this sort of weather. So, decided to pop down to the local illegal watering hole. Threw on the alma mater (high school) shirt incase the 5-0 gets involved #elusiveness #ManInDisguise

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

@burnershmu Not to say u weren’t hot in the boot, but wow America does you right. 100% right- moving on.

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

@burnershmu The Euro is a weak attempt of European supremacy over America. For ≈ 20¢ they had to unite and/or pressurize 20 countries to use a centralized currency. Tat being said the 2 Euro coin is amazing. Nothing than getting something worth 1.99 and flipping steel #bornrich

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

@burnershmu I hope this cleared things up and if you want to be classy, take in these three points, but remember this cigs for you! Be yourself and never be scared to rip a heater. God Bless!

[Mike @Mikey259NY]

@burnershmu Now, broaden your horizons (note: your location has changed). In Europe I’ve noticed that liquid is so crucial. Coffee, fuck yea! Beer, uhh duh. Château Pétrus from Bordeaux merci beaucoup, but if you’re going water, soda, or milk-go lick a live wire…