michael king

[Homer Simpson @Wisdom_Of_Homer]

This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling
they're going to peak right around January. 🎃

[Simpsons Quotes @QuotesSimpsons1]

Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.

Homer Simpson, smiling politely.

#Simpsons

[michael king @Mikey8King]

Live together play together ☮ Thanks @stockx awesome service.

[michael king @Mikey8King]

@ChrisChrisBell 🤣😂

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Incredible 👇

[Homer Simpson @Wisdom_Of_Homer]

Before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb in my toilet, but now I check every time.

#WorldToiletDay

[Homer Simpson @Wisdom_Of_Homer]

Expand my brain, learning juice!

[michael king @Mikey8King]

@MissMalinSara Dog 🐶

[michael king @Mikey8King]

@ChrisChrisBell He just takes it 😂

[michael king @Mikey8King]

@ladbible Chip butty 🙌

[michael king @Mikey8King]

@NorthumbrianH2O #refillnortheast

[michael king @Mikey8King]

@gazclarke77 Awesome film mate, It’s a fairytale town, isn’t it? How’s a fairytale town not somebody’s fucking thing?How can all those canals and bridges and cobbled streets and those churches, all that beautiful fucking fairytale stuff, how can that not be somebody’s fucking thing, eh?????

[Homer Simpson @Wisdom_Of_Homer]

I can't wear a pink shirt to work. Everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different.

#NationalPinkDay

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

said how thrilled he was for my success.

Keith, I only met you once, but I shed a tear at the news of your death. In our business, there are no prizes for being kind, but if there was, that Grammy would be yours.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

At the Q Awards years ago, when @NoelGallagher was saying he was leaving Ibiza because I’d moved there, and @DamonAlbarn refused to be in the same picture as me, and @PaulWellerHQ was saying he’d rather eat his own shit than work with me, Keith Flint came over, gave me a hug, and

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

DEAR @NETFLIX,

REGARDING YOUR CANCELLATION OF THE PUNISHER, YOU ARE BLOWING IT!!

SINCERELY,
MARSHALL