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Goonies never say die

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Random thought but dont you hate when a fire michelada has hella ice.. it's a nope for me.

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Nobody told me EDC was in Orland this year? Whaaaa ima make an appearance on day 3. Rave ready.

[Erik Griffin @ErikGriffin]

Comedy

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I've been arguing on Twitter with some troll about birds for 20 mins... I swore my life would never come to this. 😩😅

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@funnyparanoidR @jrguyute @WhatTheFFacts Bogus. If birds are flying from OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS and in any imminent danger of hitting each other then they are def facing each other. Birds dont fly sideways or backwards,

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@funnyparanoidR @jrguyute @WhatTheFFacts If the red car veered right while they were coming from opposite directions.. there would be no crash...

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@funnyparanoidR @jrguyute @WhatTheFFacts Oh so you def ignored what the guy I replied to said, "coming from opposite directions" if you're going to be a smart ass.. be a smart smart ass.

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@ErikGriffin Cold world

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@garethanson I ate the white wax paper off of sticks of salami until last year🤦🏼‍♂️ I thought salami had skin I guess. The lie detector determined... that was a lie.

[Siddharth jadon @jadonsid]

@elonmusk

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@HaylieBurrows Precisely

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Olly olly oxen freeze biiiiiiiiitch.

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The first governor of California is buried in Hamilton City. Also Glenn county was once merged with colusa county, it was called "Colusi county"

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A candle only burns once

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Cudder is back

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"If the world doesn't end soon I am fucked." El oh el

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Broken halo's that used to shine, folded wings that used to fly

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I hate the ol "oooh a glass of water" but it's vodka🤦🏼‍♂️