Mikey Jako Essai

So what happens if there’s more goals and more bookings

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No one wants a simple Simon. They want a wacky wase

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Lost money can be found. Lost time is lost forever

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With Jake. It’s not a question of IF. It’s a question of WHEN.

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Nah that’s yeah quick actually

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You can’t go to popworld on a full stomach. You’ve got to be light on your feet baby 🕺

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Christ! The woman at goodwood. Most of them would put me in a coma

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I identify as hosepipe now. Reel me up and lock me away

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This is the WORST tik tok I’ve ever seen.. @HarryGiless

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You drop your pants. I’ll drop my standards.

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The key to being popular is being fake

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@RealRazor didn’t know you played the keys big man

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When one man goes to a library. He doesn’t just take one book out. He reads them all

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Act now. Think later.

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@danielnash91 @HarryGiless @DevildetailsMU When have I ever been a sub.

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It’s all about confidence.
If you don’t believe in yourself no one will.
Every now and then you need to look in the mirror and say to yourself. “I am the bollocks”
That’s what life’s about.

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If there’s light in the soul,
There will be beauty in the person.
If there’s beauty in the person,
There will be harmony in the house.
If there’s harmony in the house,
There will be order in the nation.
If there’s order in the nation,
There will be peace in the world.

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@AverageStriker @JoeyBigBelly

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@BenKearns6 @Richardath

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Andy Tate in petersfield #TopG

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A rich man lives in a castle, a poor man lives by the sea. But a whisky glass and an old man’s arse is home sweet home to me