Buck showalter should have to pay for a new 24 pack if I have to watch this team tomorrow. It’s unbelievable. Time to listen to Fleetwood Mac and try not to think about everything going wrong in my life #goyourownway#drinkingonaweekday#LGM
🎶Got another shorty? She ain't nothin' like me
About to catch another flight
The apple bottom makes them wanna bite
I just wanna have a good night
I just wanna have a good night 🎶
Catchy song on my lunch commute! #doingmydance
My mind feels as though it is trapped in a cloud of a thousand prisons. Baseball cannot come soon enough. Does anyone feel the same way? Need opinions #LGM#wintersadness
I am back #bitches and better than ever. Lost 65 pounds due to an undiagnosed eating disorder. Spring training is around the corner and I couldn’t be happier to watch #mymets go for the gold. Hopefully I find a new beer of choice for the days when it goes bad. #goodtobeback
@BigMattMuller Based on your profile picture, if you’re worried about things like protein maybe you should also be worried about things like cholesterol. Not sure if you know what that is #fatass
@YvetteJacqR@x0stephhh Can you not read my bio. It’s literally right there. I have too. If Scherzer isn’t amazing tonight I might have to drive to Atlanta and give the team a piece of my mind.