mikey

cool

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i think the hardest part about being stranded out at sea would be rationing my chapstick

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my first act as president would be to reinstate the death penalty solely for the person that created spam emails

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@TheFaedaway @samfolkk they don’t call him mr hoopmixtape for nothing, right @AustinRivers25

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this picture speaks volumes

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me vs animated me

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@alwayskrisp_ thank you, I really try to use a lot of colours in my art

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a poem about people who tap their brakes on the highway:

roses are red
violets are blue
die a thousand deaths

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@MarkyMalek @benmessih10 I’m framing this tweet for the next time I touch any of “your food”

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📁 Documents
L📁 Music
L📁 A Tribe Called Quest
L📁 Bad Songs
L ⚠️ This folder is empty

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@ZaedYousif @J_Millare @Fadywkm I somehow have LESS facial hair now than I did in this picture

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@RaymondMelika @Bell haha! jokes on you, i don’t have any nads. idiot!

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first jon snow is a targaryen for NOTHING, now Karev goes back to IZZIE ??

hey @bell I’d like to be banned from ever watching tv again, thanks

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*gets arrested for solicitation*

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@Fadyouwakim but there is no difference to specify between a poem and a Hi Coup!

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a poem about bad drivers:

i hate you so much
passing lane is for PASSING
never have children

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@Fadyouwakim some historians would argue that a hike you IS a poem

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@tiimaaloveee thank you Tima ❤️

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@RaymondMelika @Michael1979 obtuse is my new go-to insult

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tuesday afternoon monday motivation: sometimes you have to wake up early to get more hours out of your day