Michael Orlan

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[Michael Orlan @MikeyOrlan]

Fire Schneider.

[Michael Orlan @MikeyOrlan]

@Keir_Starmer "First and foremost"? Who else would your thoughts be with?

[Michael Orlan @MikeyOrlan]

How didn't we win the World Series last year 😑

[Luai Ahmed @JustLuai]

In honor of Pride month, here’s a list of countries in the Middle East that recognize same sex marriage:

1. Israel

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

La réponse de Mark Carney à la hausse ignoble et violente de l’antisémitisme au Canada ? Un autre conseil libéral de plus.

Plus de bureaucratie. Plus de réunions. Plus d’hésitations libérales.

Ce dont nous avons besoin, c’est que les lois existantes soient appliquées dès maintenant pour protéger les Canadiens juifs.

Enfermez immédiatement les criminels qui tirent sur des écoles juives, incendient des synagogues et terrorisent les communautés.

Sécurisez nos frontières pour empêcher l’entrée des terroristes, des extrémistes et de ceux qui sèment la haine.

Et mettez fin au double discours et à la division des libéraux qui ont séparé la population.

Les conservateurs ne cesseront de demander des comptes à ce gouvernement libéral pour ses échecs tant que chaque Canadien juif ne pourra pas vivre en sécurité et en paix dans son propre pays.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Liberal open borders brought it in.
Liberal divide-and-conquer politics worsened it.
Liberal soft-on-crime laws let it erupt.

Vile antisemitism is here.

Enforce our laws. Deport visiting terrorists. Protect our Jewish Canadians.

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

If Israel had the ability to save every baby in Gaza, it would.

If Gazans had the ability to kill every baby in Israel, they would.

That is the difference.

[Insurrection Barbie @DefiyantlyFree]

Israel dropped 200,000 bombs. If they wanted to commit a genocide they would have wiped every person in Gaza from existence.

They have a kill percentage of 3.2%.

WWII killed approximately 4% of the global population.

The Siege of Leningrad killed approximately 25% of the city’s population.

The atomic bomb killed approximately 30-40% of Hiroshima’s population instantly.

The firebombing of Tokyo killed approximately 5-8% of the city’s population in one night.

The bombing was not optimized for killing people. It was optimized for destroying infrastructure tunnels, weapons storage, command nodes, and the physical environment Hamas operated in.

They warned civilians before strikes documented:

They dropped leaflets, made phone calls, sent text messages telling people to evacuate (documented)

They allowed 112,000 aid trucks into Gaza during active combat

They facilitated field hospitals

They targeted Hamas commanders specifically documented kills of senior Hamas leadership including Yahya Sinwar.

No military in history has done more administrative work to avoid civilian casualties while simultaneously fighting an enemy that deliberately hides in hospitals, schools, and mosques and uses its own population as shields also documented, on Hamas’s own video.

Tucker Carlson is a moron and a coward and in a debate with someone who’s not aligned with Russian, Iranian and Chinese propaganda he wouldn’t survive one round.

Of course all these people are cowards who only invite each other to discuss this issue because anyone with half a brain would wipe the floor with them.

[Sam McKee @SamAMcKee]

Jeff Hoffman has the disadvantage that not many relief pitches do: his blow ups remind people of the worst sports moment of their lives.

[Michael Orlan @MikeyOrlan]

Good time to finally pull Hoffman *after* he blows the game.

[Michael Orlan @MikeyOrlan]

@nova5293527 @PierrePoilievre That’s not an answer.

[Michael Orlan @MikeyOrlan]

@nova5293527 @PierrePoilievre What does a 14 year old autistic Jewish girl have to do with Israel?

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

UPDATE: Yasiel Puig has his second homer of the day

[Michael Orlan @MikeyOrlan]

@WalderSports One of them blew the World Series.

[Max 📟 @MaxNordau]

Israel could have just rounded up everyone in Gaza, marched them into a field, and executed them.

Yes, millions would be dead. But at least there wouldn't be any demolished buildings, which are very important to people who cite demolished buildings as proof of gEnOcIdE.

The Iranian govenrment murdered more civilians in two days than Israel did in two years. But we don't have photos because they turned off the internet and didn't demolish any buildings, so it didn't happen.

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

The only thing I will say Marilyn,

you have bigger balls than Matt & Chris, COMBINED,

for leaving your comments on.

But what you have done, is a betrayal of the greatest magnitude.

This is selfish, disgraceful and deplorable.

You have betrayed your constituents, your country, your family and the right thing to do, is let voters decide.

10 years.

10!

As a Conservative MP.

And you decide to do this? Unbelievable.

[Michael Orlan @MikeyOrlan]

Happy Baseball ⚾️

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@GovPressOffice You do realize I’m trying to help America eliminate fraud and waste right? No need to try and make me look like the bad guy for exposing fraud.

People are over it. Start working for the people and not against them.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Happy 1st anniversary, Mark Carney!

-Deficit doubled
-Highest food inflation in the G7
-2nd highest unemployment in the G7
-No pipelines approved
-Homebuilding dropping 15%
-Immigration system still broken
-Violent crime skyrocketing in our major cities

A year later, illusion meets reality. Congratulations, sir, you’re just another Liberal.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

BREAKING: Statistics Canada data shows we lost 84,000 jobs in February, most of them from the private sector.

Mark Carney has delivered the only shrinking economy and the worst food inflation among G7 countries.

We must remove this Liberal government’s barriers blocking investment and growth, and fight for tariff-free trade to protect 🇨🇦 jobs and power paycheques.

[Maxx Crosby @CrosbyMaxx]

Everything Happens For A Reason. Believe Nothing You Hear & Half Of What You See. Im A Raider. I’m Back. Run That Sh*t. 🦅🏴‍☠️