Michael McNichols

Writer, author, aspiring ninja. Views are my own.

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

Start work on the Doctor Fate, Hawkman, and Justice Society films now. #BlackAdam #DCEU

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

In honor of the long-awaited Black Adam film, I want to lecture random people at Starbucks about how convoluted Hawkman's backstory is. #BlackAdam #hawkman #DCEU #dccomics

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

After a youth of listening to metal, alternative, and industrial, I learned who the Clash was when people kept insisting I look like Joe Strummer. To be Irish is to not care about overrated punk rock. #music #metal #punk

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

After a youth of listening to metal, alternative, and industrial, I learned who the Clash was when people kept insisting I look like Joe Strummer. To be Irish is to not care about overrated punk rock.

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

Without movies, we wouldn't all remember that clowns and people smiling are creepy. #movies #horror #stephenking #horror #Smile

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

Instead of trying to date, I'm going to offer my services as a getaway driver. #dating #romance

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

I just discovered Sorsha from Willow played Sister Maggie in season three of Daredevil. My life has been rocked. #willow #Daredevil

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

First, they turned Aquaman Samoan. Now The Little Mermaid is black. Will no white children now grow up thinking they can talk and sing underwater and telepathically communicate with marine life? Injustice never ends. #LittleMermaid #AquamanAndTheLostKingdom

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People complain that the actress playing the new Little Mermaid is black. No one cared that Samuel L. Jackson plays Nick Fury, an originally white character. CONCLUSION: Samuel L. Jackson should play the Little Mermaid. Show us your range, Sammy. #LittleMermaidLiveAction

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Do you think the real Aquaman is mad a Samoan guy plays him and that the new LIttle Mermaid is nothing like an an actual mermaid and shouldn't be able to talk or sing underwater? #aquaman #LittleMermaid

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Has anyone asked if the teens from Cobra Kai will grow up adrenaline addicts, with post-traumatic stress, or think karate violence is the solution to all problems when dealing with mundane adult lives? #CobraKai

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Missed opportunity: Casting actual elves as the elven characters in Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power. Wokeness has destroyed any hope the series has of historical accuracy. #RingsOfPower #LOTR

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Inspired by Sandman, I need someone to meet me at a bar every century to ensure I live forever. #sandman #SandmanonNetflix

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

One constant in life: Someone will always be working on a Crow reboot. #movies #thecrow #reboot #Nostalgia

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

A mark of quality: The Netflix Sandman series pronounces Constantine correctly. Con-sta-tine, not Con-sta-teen. #SandmanonNetflix

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

If your dentist works out of an ice cream truck, I'd say that's a red flag. #dentist #icecream #health #humor

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I feel tremendous pressure to use my MFA in writing and years of experience to slave away at the Great American Tweet. #writing #twitter #socialmedia

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

Your favorite superhero tells me everything about you. #superhero #comicbooks #DCEU #Marvel #imagecomics #darkhorsecomics

[Michael McNichols @MikeyPyroWriter]

Must I really choose between a vanilla latte and a blonde vanilla latte? #latte #vanilla #starbucks

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Important question: Are the meals produced by Star Trek food replicators considered vegan? #startrek #food #vegan