MikeyRoos

A damn proud Ape. Happy to be here with all you beautiful, brilliant, retards. Hodling with pride since late Jan. I like the stock. 💎👐🦍

[MikeyRoos @MikeyRoos]

@Microsoft why I'm God's name can I not let my kid buy a 1.99 pack of mine coins without first having to add at least $10 to their account??!! Absolutely fucking ridiculous you stupid ass clowns. Then it gets stuck in an "ask for permission" loop that wants me to add more money

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@StreamOnMax 🖕

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@joerogan @elonmusk Damn dude all the fucking pizza chewing was disgusting to hear

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@CallofDuty Downloaded the beta on ps5 but the app that opens is MWII beta?! just says servers are undergoing maintenance but nothing at all says MWIII beta?! Wtf!!?

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@NBA gather step is dumb

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@pizzahut Saint Mary's store in Tucson is failing big time with this launch. Sent me a dried out, sauceless plank. The box wasn't even greasy 🤣 the slices split when you fold em. I can't imagine how anyone actually thought it was okay to send that thing out.

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"big foldable slices!"

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@pizzahut #bignewyorker extremely disappointed. Pepp isn't the default somehow?! I asked for extra sauce and there's nooo sauce. Whole thing is stiff and dried out. Guy at the store tried to tell me the pizza is so big that the sauce gets spread thin 🙄. Also, 8 slices, not 6.

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@OnTrac_Shipping are the @SpiritAirlines of package couriers 🤣

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@OnTrac_Shipping sucks so hard. I have 3 packages from multiple retailers that are going to be showing up 3 days late since they decided to use this terrible courier. @Target @BestBuy dump these clowns bc their bad service is affecting your customers

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@blckriflecoffee hey guys, I bought a case of espresso mocha from sams club and so far the first two cans have big white clumps in em despite being shaken real well. Any ideas?

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@alexsantander @McDonalds That would be logical except I got a couple today and none of the 3 faces are lined up with the handles so 👎👎

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@McDonalds Woooow ya'll really missed the mark on this one. The people you're supposed to be appealing to with this have no clue who this weird brand is and find little nostalgia in strange, 4 eyed versions of a few classic characters. This could've been awesome :/

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@ehollyty @McDonalds Right?! I coulda told em this would be cool except without the weird ass brand tie in 👎👎 the whole thing is hinged on nostalgia but they crapped all over it so the nostalgia factor is ruined

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@fairyfemmes Spaz is not a slur, this is so stupid

[Terri O @terri0928]

#JusticeForJohnnyDepp #AmberTurdIsAnAbuser #AmberHeardCommittedPerjury
To all of you that are still standing with Amber - If you didn't watch the trial, STFU, and if you did watch, then you're just either dumb or you clearly just don't like men.

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@MissChief__ @boehsenichte123 @KyDUIGuy @Juror711 Yup, his head's gotten preeeetty inflated. Going from getting people off DUI charges to a journalist, apparently

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@allywagi @IanRunkle Johnny should sue amber again over Elaine's statements 🤣🤣 maybe amber didn't finish paying her lawyers so they've gotta grovel for interview money! Hilarious how AH said she had 6M in legal fees and when Elaine's asked if she can afford 10M she goes "no way" 😂😂 go figure

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@IanRunkle Agreed! I had retained the sliiightest sympathy and benefit of the doubt for her. That's obliterated now. She's continued lyyyiinnnggg even after everyone's seen the facts. Her statements today are so gross and false, trying to convince ppl who haven't watched. More defamation