mk :3

heavydirtysoul

[mk :3 @MikeySnD]

J. Cole's verse in Pretty Little Fears is just.. wow.

[lauryn @rynwave]

starting a collection

[jade ★ saw 2004 🩸 @lovesawism]

will this gem finally be adapted?

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

Hollywood agencies are scouring Reddit for short stories and ideas that could be turned into movies following the success of 'Backrooms'

(via @THR)

[Jameson Draper @jamdraper]

Guy who has watched 1 movie ever:

[🐱 @LegHvmper]

I wish avoiding someone as teammate killed them in real life

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

My mayor Muslim

My bagel Jewish

My stepfather once told me that if I ever told anyone that I saw him holding hands with his executive assistant Gary at the Cinnabon two towns over he’d dig a hole in the backyard and bury me alive

Knicks in five

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@villainmonkey Love

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[にしきのこい @kuroppoikoi]

｢昨夜9時ごろ、あなたの同僚の木下さんが殺害されました｣

｢ああ、俺が毒殺したからな｣

｢おや、おかしいですね。私は木下さんが"毒殺された"とは言ってませんよ｣

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

what is going on

[Nostalgia Road @Nostalgia_Road]

INSANE @gamestop find today! #sega

[mk :3 @MikeySnD]

@SnowballTheFur @xTuneZ_HD :)

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I've never paid "top dollar" for anything. Even if I was wealthy, I doubt I wou- hang on. Imagine if I was wealthy. Whoa. All that money, mine... I need to hoard it. I need to hoard my wealth. I have money now and I need to hoard it.

[mk :3 @MikeySnD]

@WhiteHouse @TMag_