Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone

2 time inter-mural corn hole champ, pouch picker and substitute teacher

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

@StewartSmittie K hole with an X on your hand, unimaginable

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

This all a peak male should need to function #nukenorman #girldinner

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

If you have any sack in Norman please reply, my buddy might explode soon
#sackattack #powerhour

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

@freakinatorfrit I don’t recall Michael Meyers being a fat fucking chud

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

holy fuck at least be hot #dusters #yallarenothing

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

it’s not even 4pm and yall need to die #shrink #hesnotevendrunk

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

Hey @ChipotleTweets next time get my consent before you fuck me!! #israelichipotle #chode #nukechipotle

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

Well fuck there go my monday afternoon plans #MondaysAreHard

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

SIG EPPPPP YOU GUYS FUCKKKK
#rushtheep #letsbooze #trumpsamerica

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

Being a broke college kid isn’t even real anymore #shrink #privateequity #obamasamerica

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

@EVedders_burner hold up is that….

[Paul “Sludge Factory” Smythe @PaulieSludge]

What the fuck do we know about 6 dogs? RIP 6 DOGS

[it's lulu, I'm locked on main @muixtokito]

happy anniversary to this gem

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

Who the FUCK has sack in fayetteville arkansas #lank

[Dylan “Daddys Amex” Vanderbilt @DylanDoesBag]

WHAT IS MY ROOMATE DOING #dumbfuck

[Black Radioactive Boi 🚂☢ @TokenOfTheMonth]

This is legit the first time ive ever laughed at any of his shenanigans what would possess him to do this lmfaoooo

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

The word blasphemy doesn’t even cut it here because holy shit #fatigue #watermelonfelon #shrinkebt

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

Good to be back in T town, whenever freshman sorority rush is over they are mine. #freshmanfucker #youngandgrippy

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

@ZiggyMIZZOU @StewartSmittie is this chub in the club? let me know.

[Mikey “Sticky Fingers” Stallone @MikeyStallone]

@financedystop White people stereo types are so fucking cruel it makes me sick