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What are you looking at my profile for? Move along, there's nothing to see here. Im just a man who grows mushrooms because mycology is fun.

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@Guan_yu440 @DanielSprarc Right? Like who gives a shit? Im 42 and I get ID'd to buy nicotine pouches every time I go in there. Me buying nicotine pouches at the dollar store is much less consequenceal than voting in a fucking election. (At least id hope.. Ya know, assuming its not rigged to begin with.)

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@DanielSprarc I wouldn't give a shit as I have to give it to the pharmacists when I pick up meds, the dollar general people when I get nicotine, and countless other times throughout life. For something as important as voting i would have it ready prior to going in there expecting to need it.

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@SaraHermanw0 Nobody cares

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@nicksortor I guess if I find my wife cheating on me, get all hormonal, decide to go smoke some meth, and then kill somebody, I can just blame it on the hormones and meds.. This is fucking ridiculous. She sent her husband away to kill them. She knew exactly what she was doing.

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@weatherchannel Don't forget safety first.

If you're close enough to see lightning, you're close enough to hear thunder.

If you're close enough to get struck by lightning, you probably won't hear the thunder.

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@AzPetrich Absolutely NOBODY besides maybe hopeful children think the USA has any chance of winning the World Cup, lol. Not only that, we are so used to being hated and jealous over that we couldn't care less. We basically wear it as a badge of honor anymore. Nice pride flag fag lol.

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Do you have any idea how weak and dependent Canada is? The entire population is roughly the same as just California. You can't meet the 2% GDP for defense spending for NATO. You're all such miserable fucks MAID is the 4th leading cause of death in Canada, You have absolutely no ballistic missile capabilities, for offense or defense. You have 4 diesel-powered subs in your Navy! You know why we can't knock Canada and its record in wars fought? You don't have the capacity to wage war on ANYONE all on your own. You people are so stupid you thought "elbows up" and not drinking American alcohol would actually make America notice you, lol! If I was president I'd fly a few f35s at low altitude at slightly over mach 1 through Toronto and Ottawa, so the sonic boom exploded a bunch of your windows. Then id make a new weapon, a septic bomb. Load a few B2's with a bomb filled of 350,000 pounds of shit and piss, fly over Toronto and Ottawa and detonate them relatively high over those two cities, so you'd get to experience a shit storm, lol. You wouldn't be able to do a damn thing about it, besides put your elbow up and pretend you are the only country who can make potash. The completely undeserved sense of pride and the sanctimony out of Canada is something truly mind-blowing with just how absolutely useless and unneeded Canada actually is.

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@robert_cubitt Wow.. didn't expect that.

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@robert_cubitt Lol, we're so bad we're making Belgium look like it's still a good team, at least so far. As for who's rooting for or against us, I can assure you nobody in America gives a flying fuck. We're used to hatred and jealousy. At this point we're wearing it like a badge of honor.

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@LibbyTard17 What does racism have to do with this again?

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@shoeluvvr Neither team is going to advance any further than the next round anyway.

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@RichardMorty373 @SkylarSkye3 Well said.

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@VickyR1chter I can't believe anyone even cares this much. It's not like America or Belgium, regardless of who wins will get any further than that. Neither team is going to beat an Argentina or France team.

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@orangehelicop @BowTiedCrow One of the few rare civil debates on Twitter with someone from Europe I've had without having stupid American and stupid European insults exchanged. It's a refreshing change.

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@orangehelicop @BowTiedCrow Likewise!

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Canada literally has 4 diesel powered subs lol. Canada also has no ballistic missile defense/offense
Canada has no ballistic missiles, no nuclear weapons, and relies on NORAD (shared with the US) for missile defense against threats like ICBMs — it has never built an independent strategic missile capability. You people are batshit crazy lol.

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@orangehelicop @BowTiedCrow I'll take your word for it because im really not a big fan of the game. It works well in hockey, but it's a different game since there's not so many fouls. Although that said, it works well in basketball, too, and there's plenty of fouls in basketball.

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@orangehelicop @BowTiedCrow I suppose just stopping the clock regardless of which way it counts would work all the same.

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@MarZimmAnn @Glaceonus1 @Charles_string_ Lol that's rich coming from a country who voted in Mark Carney!

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Even if the USA can beat Belgium, who isn't quite as good a team as they once were, nobody in America is actually expecting them to get beyond that. We know we suck at soccer. At the same rate, if Belgium wins, it's more than likely aint getting any further either. We care so little about "football" in America that we call it soccer.. Nobody actually watches the MLS. The hype is only when the world cup comes around, and we hope maybe we get a little further than last year. Neither team is going to beat a France or Argentina team.