Mikey Vohmann

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[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Locking up the fox in a hen coop. What the hell are we doing to allow this madness?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

The silence over this from Rapinoe, and so many supposed ‘feminists’ like her, is so telling, damning, and hypocritical. They’d rather campaign for biological men to wreck women’s sport than campaign for these heroic young sportswomen to help save their lives.

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

Imagine saying this as a British billionaire who migrated to the tax haven of Monaco.

Imagine using that word “colonised” in the context of people migrating to the UK.

Jesus.

[Nicolò Schira @NicoSchira]

#Liverpool have decided to retire the no. 20 shirt in honor of Diogo #Jota. #LFC

[Mr Black @MrBlackFootball]

“The Butcher” may just be the most cringe nickname in football history. The fact he’s shite makes it even worse

[Ste Hoare @stehoare]

The Reds spending 6,717,588,000 Turkish Lira on a player is mad, especially when Man City are buying a lad for 368 BitCoin.

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

this is what i hear when people talk about F1

[Henry Jackson @HenryJackson87]

When you realise there’s no more Rio Ferdinand on TNT Sports next season…

[Shem Rock @shemrockufc]

Meeting ya birds family on Christmas for the first time

[LB @LBLFC_]

I'll never get bored of these leaky roof scruffs being shite. They are the only club in the world who'd spend 60 million on a 3'6 fish finger sized CB who they call "The Butcher" and hype up shite like Mainoo, who'll be playing Sunday League in a few years. Magnificent viewing.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

09.09.2024 Arsenals season RIP 🪦😂

❌ Martin Ødegaard injured
❌ Merino injured
❌ Timber injured
❌ Calafiori injured
❌ Rice banned
❌ William Saliba linked with Madrid
❌ Partey linked with Juventus

Another trophyless season 😂😂😂

https://t.co/zYRhgP0LWq

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

The goat.

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

Is it shocking? It's been underwater for 112 years. What's it meant to do, put in bifolds and a kitchen island to keep up?

[Berty @fatladrunningco]

The Ticketmaster Queue when Oasis Tickets go on sale

[Josh Williams @DistanceCovered]

Zubimendi will be studying that Gravenberch performance in bed tonight.

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

someone who works for the airport told me that if you get very close to the baggage carousel and block everyone else while you wait for your bag, it’ll arrive faster. it arrives even faster if you bring your whole family right up next to the carousel

[Mikey Vohmann @MikeyVohm]

@lukey_gsy @E2RA__ Neither of them were 1 club players whereas Trent would be

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

The referee so far