MikeyWepa

token gay clown 💯

[MikeyWepa @MikeyWepa]

@Derrick_NYC I was kidding

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New @MTA feature idea: if you don’t pay your fare, the bus or subway just plays a loud “BROKEY” sound when you walk past the driver or turnstile.
@NYCTSubway #NYCTransit #MTA

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

Lady Gaga coming out during the Benito Bowl

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@BriarBlush just pulled an ANTM Rebecca! #DragRace

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2016 was a mid year….

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I had a dream I was wearing flip-flops in the supermarket and then proceeded to lose my flip-flops. I was walking around, barefoot, looking for them only to find them with other flip-flops that were not fitting my feet.🩴💤

[MikeyWepa @MikeyWepa]

Love Song by Sara Bareilles is the doctors office fav

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If your mommy is kissing Santa Claus, she’s for the streets

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How come it’s impossible to find a turkey ceramic decoration? We as a nation went from Halloween to Christmas 🦃

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When the seats recline in the movie theater it’s a wrap 😴💤

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Imagine telling her about Zohran Mamdani

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@Rtvtwink @itssimplyangel Rebecca from ANTM Cycle 4

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I wonder if Superman has ever used his heat vision to heat up a frozen pizza

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“Who Let the Dogs Out” being in Nickelodeon ads when it’s about ugly people in a club will never stop being funny.

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

Andrew Cuomo: He hates Israel

Zohran: I am here to talk about affordability

Curtis Sliwa: In 1983 on Coney Island I was visited by a woman in many scarves. I watched as thousands of cats emerged from her bosom. I taught them all karate.

[Sao polo Adona @SoloAdona]

Now TS MADISON did not have to eat up Jean grey like this 😂 #xmen #xspoilers

[Ra✨🦋 @itssimplyangel]

This whole beef was a fever dream 😭

[MikeyWepa @MikeyWepa]

“Uncle Mike how come you don’t have a bathing suit for your stomach”

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Humidity is just disrespectful

[greg @mistergeezy]

I AM SCREAMING. 🚨🚨🚨