Michael Douglas

#1996 #ButteCollege

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

@AjitPaiFCC

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

I swear my autocorrect automatically turns off whemever I start drinking but when I'm sober wants to correct fuck to duck. #useless

[Jessy @emodumpsterbaby]

Rt if you're emo

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

Balanced Rebellion https://t.co/ucpMWVxPn2

[Tay. @littlekittenTay]

Aw, two years ago today the best class graduated on good ol Friday the thirteenth 💁🏾

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

"What are you getting me for Father's day?" same thing you got me for my birthday, asshole.

[VGF @VGFGamers]

Better celebrate!

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

Anyone in Marysville wanna kick it?

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

I asked Google maps where I can find a fuck to give you. It said there were no results.

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

.@ThisBryant on #Periscope: Watching getting Doug with high live https://t.co/i4FePQ5jwp

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

When your best friend is a bottle of tequila<

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die.

[Brian Rivas @brian_rivas11]

@emilyylovee13 okay

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

Do you ever make so much food that rather than becoming full you just get tired of eating? #firstworldproblems

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

#Twitterversary So apparently 2 years ago at 11 o clock at night I decided it was high time I get a Twitter account.

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

The death penalty is financially wasteful? Rope doesn't cost that much. #hangthebastards #donowdeath @teacherstevew @KQEDedspace

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

@KQEDedspace @teacherstevew This is dumb #terroristsdontlistentohashtags #donownigeria

[Michael Douglas @Mikey_Dougy]

My step dad licked my dipstick

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Imagine a Super Bowl without chicken wings. On second thought, don't.