Mike Gurenlian

Father. Husband. Bipolar. DELCO born and raised. Sprinkler Fitters local 692. Troll people when I’m bored.

[Mike Gurenlian @Mikey_G36]

This. Is. AWESOME

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@realRickWiles This is such a predictable religious creep thing to say

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This looks awesome

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@MikeMiss25 Stupidity

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Advertisement for a promo to bet up to $1000 on a PRESEASON football game….ends with “gambling problem? Call 1-800-gambler”

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@joncoopertweets With Trump’s balls in his mouth

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*Nazis armed with weapons outside FBI headquarters

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@Latina_Schatje Nah women just call them bums

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Finally a dating site for virgins

[Ariana Jasmine @arianajasmine__]

Omfg they have a dating website now LMFAO

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@davenewworld_2 “Artsicles of in peach mint”

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Deshaun Watson's return game 😤

1-5 🎯🎯
7 Yards 😦🦾🔥
0 First Downs 💰🤑
0 TDS 💯👀🚨
24 Lawsuits 💆🏽‍♂️😈👨🏼‍⚖️

[Mike Gurenlian @Mikey_G36]

@hodgetwins How is it that someone who has been known to be a scumbag his entire life all the sudden became the only honesty guy around? If any other President was involved in something this serious you’d all be outraged. Pure hypocrisy

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Phillies/Mets broadcast on Apple TV is complete garbage

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And religious institutions should have to pay taxes!

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

A 5-year-old in Louisiana was kicked out of her kindergarten class by a religious school just because her parents are a same-sex couple. Religious schools should be under far more scrutiny for this extremist bullshit.

This is what cults do to brainwash kids.

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@benshapiro Speaking of believing. Your wife lied to you. The female orgasm does exist you just can’t make it happen

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@ksorbs They did lmao

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@tedcruz He called your wife ugly and you suck his dick. You are a pussy

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Not gonna lie this was 🔥

[TG ☕️ @TG22110]

Meet Carmen Amaya, 1944, often called the greatest flamenco dancer to have ever lived. 💃 🔊