Mikey Taylor

30, Geek, Mama, Wife, Hobby farm

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

I just had a dream @maxmoefoe made me a big ass sandwich. 😐 I ain't mad.

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

Slapping flys with the “towel snap” is a great way to spend a Friday night. 💥🪰🇺🇸

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

The dumb b*tch was even smiling in her mugshot. 🥴

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

@MurderSmall if you guys need ideas, there was a murder of 3 people on my small town of 157 people in 2012. Location Hacker Valley, West Virginia. Love the podcast!

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[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

@L0Litsmonica @LyleRath Papaw Lyle.

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

Kiara just said “I need some stickers!!! Oh noooo… Hell Fire….” 😣

[bbno$ 👶🚫💰 @bbnomula]

bbnofortnite

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 I would shit in my pants. No thank you. 😂

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

@bbnomula and @yunggravy said Moana wasn’t a milf. Well she is now 🤭😂 #Moana2

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

If your fridge doesn’t look like this, basically you’re fucking stupid

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

I farted and it stank.

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

My favorite item in #Fallout4.

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I’m 30 and the highlight of my week will be buying livestock I don’t need today at the farm swap 😂 who knew my life would be as exciting as I always dreamed it would as a teen.

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

Kiara- mom!! I need toilet paper!
Kiara- thanks. It was a huge one.

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@PicturesFoIder

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

“A biscuit on a bitch, A biscuit on a bitch, A biscuit on a bitch” - my four year old.

[Mikey Taylor @Mikey_Taylorr]

Recycle your dead #fallout settlers into cram! 😊✨ https://t.co/P26Pan77IV