Michael Hilton

The enigma.

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@YodelOnline will this be delivered today please? Estimated yesterday but didn’t even make it out on delivery...

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

I've #justdonated to Eilish's Cancer Treatment Fund. Donate on @justgiving and help raise £300000 https://t.co/EhZgYzFesW

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

How many more times are @ITV going to show us @piersmorgan crawling up Donald Trump’s arse?

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@Eryrev @OpticalExpress Start saving now for ten years time when you need glasses again and @OpticalExpress back out of their “lifetime” care guarantee...

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@joshgad He runs like the kid on sports day that hates running but is left with no other choice. Like a racist Ostrich...

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@JackWilshere This could be Southgate’s worst decision as a manager that could come back to bite him on the arse. No better player to have in your locker than @JackWilshere when you need that something special to unlock a stubborn defence. Big mistake for me, more pessimistic than ever now...

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

If @JackWilshere is officially left out of the England squad it just confirms my low expectations of our chances as this years @FIFAWorldCup...

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@rickygervais Absolutely beyond words disgraceful. I’ve got a rescue dog who was a cruelty case and this makes me feel sick. I wish the video had ended with the dog ripping the guys fucking throat out, I wonder what the dickhead with the fucking curtains filming it would’ve done then. Cocks

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@IKEAUKSupport Will do, thank you

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

Disappointed yet again with @IKEAUK for another faulty product (x2) that I’ll have to go and wait 25mins in order to change as they haven’t got enough staff on #ikeasheffield

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@IKEAUKSupport Hi Cara, not yet as it’s becoming a bit of a bind to be honest. We’ve had to return several things in the last 6 months and had to wait a minimum of 25mins each time to get served at the returns desk.

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

Where are the gritters @SheffCouncil absolute joke! Knew wn about the Beast From The East 2 for a week and no roads gritted! Ridiculous...

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@bannistersfarm disappointed to open up my jacket potato to discover this 😫 after really looking forward to eating it, usually the quality is spot on...

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@Emma4Change Huge respect and support from the UK, who like me, can’t even begin to fathom the idea that arming teachers with guns is the solution to preventing mass shootings in schools. Unbelievable #Emma4Change

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@OpticalExpress trying to charge for eye tests after laser treatment performed in 2008 starts to deteriorate. Lifetime aftercare?! 10 years is no lifetime......

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@benters1808 @OpticalExpress Great news. Just be wary though that 10 years down the line when your vision starts to deteriorate @OpticalExpress will go back on the lifetime care promise they claim they’ve given you.

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@ZARA_Care Could you please tell me when my order (446061544) will be despatched? It’s been over a week now! Thank you

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

@CadburyUK is this some sort of sick joke. I know the recession has hit everyone hard but don’t take it out on my selection box fudge for Christ’s sake... It was like being kicked in the balls on Christmas morning...

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

Huge thank you @WrendaleDesigns for the replacement dog bowl. Excellent and swift customer service. Fantastic.

[Michael Hilton @Mikeyboyhilts]

We all make mistakes. I just accidentally liked an @realDonaldTrump tweet when I was supposed to be liking the @ChrisEvans tweet above it. To my family, I apologise profusely....