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Can abortions still happen at this age?

[.. @elob1878]

State of this 🤣

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Games gone.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Chelsea value striker Nicolas Jackson at between £80m and £100m 🚨

If he was to leave, the £79m Liverpool are paying for Hugo Ekitike including add-ons would be used as a benchmark for any potential deal 🔵

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@pww8afcb White Horse, Duke and Aragon good boozers. 5 min stumble from my gaff

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@richgooner1886 Yup

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@nathanmstewart_ @TicketmasterUK @oasis I queued for 6 hours and from 126,000 to get all the way to checkout for it to constantly error and then say my place in the queue is no longer valid 👍🏼

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@james_fitz_1986 @kiki_08078 Oh dear, Danny. He was on co comms and defo shouted “look at Jürgen Klopp”

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Me on Friday, Saturday and today. Probably tomorrow too

[yelittlejedi @yelittlejedi]

Same kid, same 😭😭😭

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Me watching Jürgen Klopp videos on repeat.

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Thiago is back 🥲🥰

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@Knowlesy1 @ErlingHaaland No, he won’t.

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@richgooner1886 Alison

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@bigdavecox90 Nah just made it up for a laugh 🙄

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@james_fitz_1986 @ShaunC89 Was either that or “Chel-sea! Chel-sea! Chel-seeeeea!”

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@ShaunC89 🙊

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Enzo on: 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐞𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐭 🗣️

‘Come on Chelsea, come on Chelsea!’ https://t.co/w92ebjQDav

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@Knowlesy1

6 wanks 🍆
12 pints 🍺
18 miles 🏃🏻‍♂️
24 doughnuts 🍩

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

You’ve got 24 hours to complete 4 tasks. You have to do the tasks in the order;
6, 12, 18, 24.

You cannot start the next task until you’ve finished the previous.

. Wanks completed
. Pints of lager drunk
. Miles ran
. Doughnuts ate

Which task are you pairing to which quantity?

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@theJeremyVine I’m a cyclist and if I was going to overtake another I’d have a look behind me first. Seems you were ok to look back and flick V’s. Karma came at you hard.

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@james_fitz_1986 @ShaunC89 @UpshotTowers 🚬 😎

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@richgooner1886 Never in my life thought I’d hear/see you say or use the word “bodied”. Working in London has got to you.

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@DaveOCKOP This is horrendous but I still think this seasons away kit could still take top spot for the worlds shittest kit.