Everyone’s asking: can FSTL fix the reflecting pool?
We put our best people on it and have come up with a 3 point plan.
1. Drain the pool of algae and peeling paint.
2. RFK Jr. will eat the algae and peeled paint.
3. Remove Trump from office. https://t.co/GyYDhcmxyQ
I wish people would stop spreading scurrilous rumours that President Trump is constantly shitting himself in public. After all, it’s perfectly normal to place a black mat underneath him when he visited the Fox News studio with its white sofa yesterday…
Tell lawmakers you deserve the right to control your own voice and likeness 💪 Take two minutes to support the NO FAKES Act. #nofakes Make your voice heard here:
https://t.co/mp0Qy2HzdW
Conan O'Brien: I should warn you tonight could get political and if that makes you uncomfortable there's an alternate Oscars being hosted by Kid Rock. It's at the Dave & Buster's down the street.
#AcademyAwards#Oscars