MikeLifts

Just be yourself.simple.

[MikeLifts @MikeysTooReal]

Bout to move to the Philippines and get me one of them miss universe looking broads

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Let me get a dolla man

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It takes money to make money

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I need to move to New York already

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@BangBros y'all hiring ?

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What defines a "hoe"?

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Techno for the soul

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S/o to bae for saying I have no heart and no emotion lol

[MikeLifts @MikeysTooReal]

Being emotionless just means you once cared too much

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When in doubt just pull out #netflixandchill tip

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A one-year delay in a child starting kindergarten dramatically reduces ADHD risks and leads to higher academic achievement later on.

[MikeLifts @MikeysTooReal]

Oscar G is the man 🎼🔮

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Latinas & redbones 😩

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Dora went from "Can you find me the mountain?" to "Read 9:48 PM"

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She used to call me asshole now she drops that ass low A$VP

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More game than Monopoly