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[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

8 hrs at work go by quick when you call off 😭😭

[mo @knownasmo_]

nigga i’m fried as fuck

[:░░░ @metalure]

what are you even supposed to do in that situation

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Marlon Wayans reveals the NEXT generation of Wayans who will be appearing in “Scary Movie 6” and says it’s NOT nepotism because they had to audition three different times to earn their roles 🎬👀🔥

“It’s a tradition that my big brother Keenen started… we doing it the Wayans way. We are a brand that knows how to make the world laugh.”

[✨NolaDarling_2.0 👩🏾‍💻✨ @SM_TechB3aute]

Indeed is a SCAM too

Glassdoor is a SCAM too

ZipRecruiter is a SCAM too

Snag A Job is a SCAM too

Monster Jobs is a SCAM too

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Did you know that Donald Trump's son just married the daughter of Jeffrey Epstein's accountant? Well now you do.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

Ages when you suffer a lot:

17
23
27

[Night Sky Today @NightSkyToday]

🚨: According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

A mother octopus lays her eggs, then stops eating. She slowly starves to death while she guards them, and by the time they hatch, she's already gone. Her babies float off into the ocean and will never meet her.

An Oxford scientist named Tim Coulson thinks these animals could be the ones to take over after we're gone. He laid it out in a 2024 book, and the case holds up. An octopus has about 500 million brain cells, roughly the same as a dog. Two-thirds of them aren't even in its head. They're spread through the eight arms, so each arm can taste what it touches and move on its own. Octopuses open jars. They carry coconut shells across the seafloor to hide under later. They've squeezed out of sealed tanks in the dark and gotten away. No animal without a backbone comes close.

But being smart has never been enough to build a city. Everything humans built runs on one trick: each generation starts where the last one left off. A kid today learns in school what took people thousands of years to work out, and inherits all of it for free. An octopus inherits nothing. Its mother died before it hatched, so there's no one to copy and nothing left over from the octopus that came before.

So every octopus has to figure out the whole world by itself, starting from zero. And they're good at it, weirdly good. Then a year or two later they die and take everything they learned with them. Peter Godfrey-Smith, a philosopher who spent years diving with octopuses for his book Other Minds, points out that they pass almost nothing on to their young. The cleverest animal in the sea wipes its memory clean every generation and starts over.

Coulson said it could take hundreds of thousands of years, maybe millions, and he's right that the raw ability is already there. The brain is built, and the body can crack almost any puzzle you hand it. The only thing missing is a second generation that remembers the first.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

no data center is worth destroying this

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

let’s all appreciate the sound system encased in glass that we all knew we shouldn’t touch or play with but we did anyway

[HTHAZE @hthaze]

this this funny fuck you guys