Mikhail Fischer

Law student. Self proclaimed good boyfriend. I like chess but I can’t play for the life of me. Cave diving regional champion. 🇲🇹

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

How did we go from environmental policies being the best possible vote farming technique to openly paying billionaires to build their AI poison factories in our cities

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

In 2015 I lowkirkenuinely enjoyed the movie Pixels

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

University is like unemployment but you have to pay for it and you are not allowed to sleep

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

You are not a libertarian, you are a 14 year old and you are failing high school

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

fun fact: fuck you

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Your timeline has been blessed by a Pomeranian dressed as Paddington.

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

Do NOT stop asking

[TSA @TSA]

We’ve seen your request but unfortunately no… Jimothy is not eligible for the K9 team. He’s too small for the “do not pet” vests & we don’t have any raccoon trainers.

Please stop asking.

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

Discord should limit the amount of friends you can add to 100 because anyone talking regularly to more than 100 people doesn’t need to be on discord

[♡꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ @wifetummy]

me when you wake up

[cow @cowincrisis]

i didn’t like when doja cat said “bitch i’m a cow” like no girl you are not

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

My fiancée is cutemaxxed and she’s from there

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Say something nice about the UK.

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

The EU’s highest court has ruled that VPNs are legal tools, and VPN companies cannot be blamed simply because users employ them to bypass geo-blocks.

The ruling stems from a copyright case involving Anne Frank’s writings.
A Belgian website published some of her manuscripts online but blocked visitors from the Netherlands, where parts of the work remain protected by copyright until 2037.

Anne Frank’s rights holders argued the site was still breaking the law because users could bypass the block with a VPN.
The court disagreed and ruled that a website using effective geo-blocking cannot be held responsible if some users circumvent it with a VPN.

The judges also affirmed that VPNs are legitimate privacy tools.

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

How much time can a human spend inside a microwave before it becomes a problem?

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

@beccysnotboring You’re the NPC the main quest is about so yes

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

Everyone but me is an NPC but I still like attention from NPCs

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

It’s ok if people feed Jimothy because if he gets used to humans I’ll adopt him myself