My Key!!

Gutter dweller, avid Dirt biker.

[My Key!! @MikieSA]

The young man speaks the truth

[Allie_Saffa 🇿🇦 @Saffa_GenXer]

🎯 Well said.. much respect 🫡

[🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep__guy]

This is freaking hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣

Woman: Oh my god. Are you okay?

Man: Yeah, I'm okay.

Woman: What happened?

Man: I was running on the trail and I stepped in some dog shit. And I sat down to try to clean it off my shoe and this guy come running by and he stepped in it. I laughed at him and said I just did that. He come over and fucking punched me in the face like three times and called me a nasty son of a bitch. 🤣🤣🤣

Woman: oh my god, I’m so sorry.

[Albatross @albatross_216]

The guy in the car waited his whole life for this.😂🤣

[𝖱𝖤𝖢𝖮𝖭𝟣-San ®✞🇿🇦 @Recon1_ZA]

Is this what "Proudly South African" means?
Is this the South African dream?
If you knew this before you supported any of those retail outlets, would you even touch or fit these clothes?
It's disgusting...

[Sharon Dreyer @shadreyer]

Knysna mayor discussing the financial issues- which apparently are not an issue. Proudly supported by the Patriotic Alliance, the coalition partner of the ANC, PBI and EFF. This guy was fired by Knysna Muni law enforcement years back but now runs the town https://t.co/fZBITOSLp0

[Bebé @NoozBebe_]

Shortened #SONA2024

• Mourn thy neighbour- Namibian prez.
• Remember that horrible time in 1994? 😉 Vote emotionally.
• Cue in Mandela's name and that one famous Zulu king.
• Talk of the constitution and imaginary kumbaya session between South Africans of different backgrounds.
• Bragging about creating opportunities that, and I quote, "never existed before."
• 2008 global recession blamed for local poverty.
• Putin and Zelensky's war also got stray bullets.
• Money was stolen from the government, by government. Everyone knows all who are implicated, but we're all just gonna wait for one of them to die off or something. State capture!
• More thinly veiled jibes at Jay-Z now that he's got a new gig.
• Covid. Bladdy covid.
• Men are beating and killing women. Guys we gotta do something about it. Anyway...
• Climate change, hey.
• Tinswalo was born in 1994 and we're going to use her life as an analogy for this country's devolution. (I'd hate to be Tinswalo)
• Tinswalo lived a state-funded life so she's lucky to be alive because we funded her existence.
• I'm mentioning some facts that you're aware of as an ordinary South African so that you can see that I'm aware of things. Unemployment. Uhm... youths are unemployed. The Unemployment of youths. Yes.
• We have more black managers in the country (the country where the majority is black. Yes that country.)
• Let's rebuild (the things that our government neglected for years)
• State capture! Again.
• We're going to end loadshedding. One day. Some day. At some point in time.
• We're building more power lines over the next 5 years. 😉 vote for my party.
• There's a new fund to steal from: the Climate Change Response fund. Yay!
• There was traffic at our ports. We haven't fully cleared it, but we want you to know that we know. Also, the war in the Middle-East means we can gain by being a docking station. Hello Vasco da Gama.
• More people have Internet because of us (✋️😀 daddy, that's a global thing hey.)
• There will be a really really fast train between Joburg and Durbs. (But sir, the slower, cheaper train has failed for years now...)
• We're going to end loadshedding. You'll see. Stru. Mafra. I swear.
• On employment, we're doing great guys. Forget what I said earlier. We created jobs. We're also giving out free money.
• People are dying later in life now (so that they can enjoy this pitiful existence for an extended period. Yay)
• You think you have no water? Huh?! Apartheid was worse. Enjoy watershedding, you thankless lot.
• Political jargon and gibberish to pass time and make the speech longer.
• Crime! Ohhh we're definitely dealing with those guys hey. Look at all the security forces we're forming. We're fighting crime. Bringing our bicycles to an F1 race right here, baby. Winning!
• We are solving global wars! Well, not solving, but saying something about it. (READ: We are writing stern letters to the BBC.)
• Mention of Africa, for ambiance.
• Covid again.
• Cue in the violins as I speak like we're equals.
• We've been through a lot together, guys.
• I know what you're thing through.
• Democracy. My party. Economic growth.
• Apartheid. Jibe at EFF.
• I was physically there when the constitution was penned. In not your mate. I'm superior.
• The next 30 years are gonna be a jol, guys. (lol)
• Cue in the Mandela quote. Blah blah, fishpaste.
• "Like Madiba, we must keep moving, always forward." (Does he know about 5 Dec 2005? 👀)

[GeorgeHerald @GeorgeHerald]

G Route property 'bubble' not expected to burst https://t.co/lczwK5W9QB

[BroncoNation @Bronconation_80]

@WallStreetSilv Weird. Almost as if men really don't want to look at other men in swimsuits.

[Mork Rock @MorkRock]

South Africa: The only country in the world where 90% of the tax payers did not vote for the ruling party.

Let that sink in for while - take as long as you need.

[Mike @MikeBarendse]

Elon Musk; i wanted to buy the EFF, but there’s no intellectual property.

@EFFSouthAfrica

[Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly]

There's no way

[My Key!! @MikieSA]

Dakar Rally Car VS Dirt Bike: Who is Quickest up Sani Pass? https://t.co/wHk6FkB56j via @YouTube

[Templar⚔️ @aTeXan575]

Chill and sing along with the Alt Bee Gees....
' Nice beaver...nice beaver..
How deep is your rug?'
See..it's easy 😂

[My Key!! @MikieSA]

#starship lost contact, I can only guess hijacked over South Africa, already turned into scrap metal

[Klemma @Klemma_r]

Grieta Groenkoek het gepraat… 😂😂

[Brandy Tam @just_being_tam]

I love Mayonnaise 😂