Van Helsing

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[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

@Reiko_aizawa Depends on the situation

[Zeroxy @Zeroxy_]

Can someone who lives in the kansas area please forward this to the authorities, i don't know what I'm able to do from Norway but this person randomly said this in my twitch chat and didnt comment further. RTs appreciated as I really need someone from kansas to see this.

[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

@fragilelily_ed YOU ARE NOT FAT!!!!!! I WOULD DIE TO HAVE YOUR BODY TYPE!!!!!

[erros! @erros_429]

call me mythbusters the way i……. no……. i shan’t say………..

[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

@Irregularitive No, I would get WAY to nervous and sleep outside

[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

This but it's about my friend's dad 🤤

[celest @blerpi]

FUCK OVULATION FUCK THIS SHIT. IM SO NEEDY. AND NO AMOUNT OF ORGASMS ARE SATISFYING ME. MY CLIT HURTS FROM HOW MUCH IVE BEEN “DJ-ING”. I JUST WANNA BE A BRAT AND GET PUNISHED AND FUCKED BRUTALLY. I NEED TO BE SLAMMED INTO. I NEED TO BE FUCKED SO HARD I CANT THINK. FUCK

[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

I thought they meant Mouthwashing Curly and I was like, what kind of crack ship is this? 😭😅

[Katta 🍉 ദ്ദി/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\ @katta_zosa]

Zoro just wants to take a nap with his fucking boyfriend.

The problem is that Curly never fucking sleeps. Technically his scheduled night watch and Sanji’s cooking duties should give them a two hour overlap where zoro should be shoving his face in Sanji’s neck and drooling.

[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

@manoravui Source? So I know to avoid it, obviously

[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

@normalfiend Because he's a cutie patootie beautiful princess that's why

[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

@TomoLifeUpdates YES PLEASE

[scruff 🔞🐍 @_rookierror]

i can understand why leon sent krauser into a midlife closeted crisis. just look at those baby blues and filler lips! all the while unconsciously pleading for an big strong emotionally repressed man to save him. krauser was fighting his own demons every damn day

[dahi CODE VERONICA REMAKE @Rukix33]

Dont cancel me

[Cavaleiro Branco ✨ @PedroSwamp]

Gotham é uma cidade tão woke que a primeira coisa que eles pensaram quando viram a Cassie foi que o Batman transicionou

quero morar lá

[两面宿傩 ( inactive ) @THRONEINBLOOD]

Mmm big man big boobs mmm

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

Behold. Our plan for this pride month. We are putting chemicals in the water to turn the citizens of Raccoon City GAY.

[ryangosmii @ryangosmii]

tomodachi life fixed my sleep schedule because i need that morning market sale

[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

I did it anyway

[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

Should I transition my Vocaloid Miis into Oji-san Vocaloids?

[Rones @RonesRexouium]

Stolen from discord but very important

[Van Helsing @MikuneHatsu]

Should I transition my Vocaloid Miis into Oji-san Vocaloids?

[Kid named Giggler: @melonsodsie]

Did we all collectively forget drake is a pedophile or what