Million Dollar Beard

Million Dollar Beard Club, because your face is worth more than a Dollar.

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

pEoPlE cAn’T hEaR tHe WaRnInG sOuNd OvEr ThE sOuNd Of BoOmBoX. tHeY sOmEhOw WoN’t KnOw YoU’rE tHeRe wHiLe PlAyiNg LoUd nOiSeS. 🤔

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

@tesla @StLTesla @elonmusk Literally every accessory for Tesla Model Y, but no Tesla to use them with… ⚡️

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

@elonmusk @StLTesla @Tesla I could order one right now and get an EDD of March.

Anyone had to deal with this? Were you successful? We’re one foot out of the door and going to test drive some Mercedes this week because of it.

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

@elonmusk @Tesla @StLTesla he’d put our order on hold until we got back to STL (Jan3) and that they’ll sell that one and we’d have 1st dibs in Jan. We get home to check and say we’re ready for delivery, only to find the hold has disappeared and now it’s giving us a EDD of March.

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

@elonmusk @StLTesla @Tesla When we checked the app, the only day available was actually Dec 24 to accept delivery. One huge problem, we were in Dallas for Christmas and New Years. We called the assistant and he said no problem,

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

@elonmusk @StLTesla @Tesla So here’s the problem, we ordered MYP on Nov11 and it said to expect it in January. When we put the order in, the EDD went from Jan to Feb-March. January was perfect, Feb-March was just ok. Fast forward to Dec 20 when Tesla issued a VIN and new EDD.

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

Anyone going to the Black Friday sales in Kenosha tonight?

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

Illinois is taking the coronavirus seriously. They have testing methods that are done without leaving your house! No hospital or office visit necessary! All you have to do is mail a sample of your stool to:

JB Pritzker
Office of the Governor
207 State House
Springfield, IL 62706

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

Hey, serious question, has anyone done a wellness check on @HOFBlues16 to see if he’s alive after last night?

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

“Watch for deer” is the Midwestern way of saying, “I love you”.

[Million Dollar Beard @MilDolBeardClub]

@BigJimmyW13 #TrueStory

[Jim Williamson @BigJimmyW13]

It’s officially that time of year in Illinois where pulling out into an intersection to see past the corn could kill you. The corn giveth and the corn taketh away.

[Million Dollar Beard @MilDolBeardClub]

Happy Father's Day weekend to all the Dad's out there! Without you we're all just primordial goo. #HappyFathersDay

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[Million Dollar Beard @MilDolBeardClub]

Happy St Patty's Day!🍀🍀
Don't forget to wear green☘️🍀& your Beard!

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[Million Dollar Beard @MilDolBeardClub]

@nick_offerman's beard is covered in #ManGlitter regularly at @offerman_shop Sawdust robs your beard's health. Read:
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[Million Dollar Beard @MilDolBeardClub]

Once you figure out which one you are, shoot us a message. We can help either way!

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[Million Dollar Beard @MilDolBeardClub]

On Valentine's Day, the only thing you need to get for a bearded man is... Naked

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[Million Dollar Beard @MilDolBeardClub]

@walkingdead_amc midseason premier is now! What do you think's in store for Rick Vs Negan?

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[Million Dollar Beard @MilDolBeardClub]

How Bow Dah?

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#ImManlierThanYourBoyfriend

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[Million Dollar Beard @MilDolBeardClub]

#TBT ThrowBack Thursday! Let us see those glorious Beards! Tag us in your Bearded pics!

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