MillennialMomMusings

#WorkingMom to 1yo baby girl. #Wife to #dad who parents, not babysits. Navigating 21st century #parenting. #millennial #momlife

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

Milk sippy cup growing cheese at bottom of block wagon. #momlife #toddlers #whatmomfound #smellslike stale beer

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

#dcps lottery may cause parental anxiety, but is a research gold mine
https://t.co/MGsK3HEPv4 How other parents pick is fascinating #momlife

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

There's #MotivationalMonday but this #workingmom may need motivation for T/W/R/F to get through this #daycare cold.

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

First mani pedi in over a year! And I took a bit of vacay time to make it happen. #momlife #workingmom #giftcard #motivation

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

I'm so over work travel. It used to be exciting but now I'd rather be home for bedtime. #workingmom

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

Nothing like starting your day w/ store run & dumping an entire milk jug bc both thought other one took it out of stroller #parenthood #fail

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

#dad forgot to tell daycare LO started walking this weekend. She walked whole way across classrm to mirror baby! #oops #surprise #parenting

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

Go to wedding. Stay up late. Sleep in hotel. LO w/ grandparents. Still wake up at 7 w/o alarm. #momlife #naptime

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

I just learned I've been using #CoParent very, very wrong. #hashtag #fail #momlife

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

Mom mode is when I can't be bothered to take off snotty shirt

And it's mine bc I ran out of tissues during bedtime

#momlife #realtalk

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

"She's wearing your underwear on her head...again. She tried to put them on like a shirt."

Guess I'm folding laundry...again.

#momlife

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"A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle." This #quote reminds me of why I love @dreamyhumans xo

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

First day dropping to bedtime only nursing and I'm all emo and extra missing LO today. #breastfeeding #workingmom #momlife

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

Take off swimmie diapers immediately upon exiting the pool. . . Or end w/ a puddle of pee in your lap. #rookiemistake #summer #momlife

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

Awake an hour before alarm clock from 10 second fussing. I want my hour back. But wow, house is cool and peaceful at 530. #momlife #summer

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Update: 1yo holds thumb over one snack cup flap and proceeds to dump all her #cheerios into her lap. #problemsolver #toddlers #momlife

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

Head banging to #SmellsLikeTeenSpirit is entertaining 1yo. Probably not the #entertain us he was talking about. #momlife #toddlers #traffic

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

Given in to #traffic and am allowing snack cup shaking and #toddlerproblems music on #youtube #cheerios #momlife #stuckinthebackseat

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

Any else occasionally have problems telling difference btw toddler pj's and toddler clothes? Wish adult clothes were as comfy. #parenting

[MillennialMomMusings @MilMomMusings]

Hubs and I like chicken nuggets more than LO. Guess that's good but some nights we need a quick dinner! #momlife #parenting #foodiebaby