MiladyCriminal

we do a little crime

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Why is uber black more expensive than regular uber, I would pay more for a white driver

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Every politician than supports israel is a pedophile fyi

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

The least autistic person you know is bragging about being autistic on the time line

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

I have long been of the opinion that safe multisig transactions suck and no one can read what the transaction actually says

Feels good to have that confirmed by a $1.5bil hack

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

There is no coming back from a face tattoo, socially spiritually or economically

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Asian women are cute until they attempt to use a toilet and get piss all over the seat

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

People on ct unlikely to have a drivers license:

Vitalik (runs everywhere)
Cfang (has a driver)
Ansem (DUI)
Shiro (passenger princess)
CL (is cat)

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Worst thing a growing start up can do is hire ex-FAANG people

They are extractors by habit and will milk your start up for all its worth

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Trans should only be allowed in female toilets if they look like twinks

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Nothing is ever their fault, they are inefficient and difficult to work with and they are a handbrake on innovation and business progress.

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Working with indians is incredibly frustrating because they spend the majority of their working hours trying to weasel out of doing any of the work they were hired for. They focus their energy into arguing with and badgering clients into doing things for them.

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

If you’re not saying gay and retard in 2024 you’re not gonna make it

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Congratulations, we all made it through No Nigga November

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

NPCs hate when you refer to “Africa” instead of a specific country in Africa

I’m sorry, but the vast majority of African countries will never accomplish anything of note/be well known enough to be mentioned in casual conversation

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Haven’t had a hit tweet since I got pregnant

Lesson in that

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Why are Americans all in agreement that Biden is too old and senile to run for president again but that it is ok for him to remain President of the United States for a few more months? Isn’t he too senile for the job now?

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Not sure why I am supposed to care about war in the middle east

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Been totally off coke and sodas for over 3 weeks now

Have noticed 0 positive benefits

Extraordinary

Does it take more time or is this a scam

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

If a woman has a nice rack and knows a little about crypto she can easily clear 7figs in the next 12 months

[MiladyCriminal @MiladyCriminal]

Cocaine will be next.

You have been warned.

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Our elite drug scene is tracking the 60's and 70's quite closely. What starts with pot and acid, moves to speed and heroin and cocaine, and ends in madness and death. We have already productized pot, speed, and heroin. We're currently productizing acid. Cocaine will be next.