BLQ VELVET

Why are you reading this?

[BLQ VELVET @Milaelmo]

A dream.

[zellie @zellieimani]

Drink more water. Read more books. Get more sleep.

[BLQ VELVET @Milaelmo]

A gentle roast of our inability to go to bed like ‘normal people.’ The scroll is eternal, and so is my exhaustion.

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[IEC South Africa @IECSouthAfrica]

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[Cured Catfish Claudia @Nomaswazi_11]

Damn. The 4 time Rugby, beekeeping, wool shearing champion, best universities in Africa, best photography winning, sail around the globe, Olympic surfing qualifying, Erasmus Prize winning, human rights advocating, medical research award winning, world renowned olive oil, brandy, sparkling wine, academy nominated South Africa?

[BLQ VELVET @Milaelmo]

@nOmmie_14 @_MeladiM Any recommendations for month long accommodation/flat-share? Because yho what a struggle 😭😭

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

You know America is the most propagandized country in history because everyone hates their boss, hates their job, and thinks the government is completely in the pocket of big business, and yet everyone still claims to love capitalism.

[BLQ VELVET @Milaelmo]

@TayRussellDaily These hands ✍🏾

[Kristen Meinzer @kristenmeinzer]

@_dariussimpson “What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?” ~ Mary Oliver.

[invader zim @f8the]

ppl rlly don’t drop money on the floor like they used to

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

one thing about greta thunberg

[t. @thandoau]

it’s important to not internalise the actions of others because so many people are projecting their insecurities, inadequacies, fears, uncertainties, lived experiences and anxieties onto us. if my actions don’t warrant their response then it’s not about me, it’s them.

[BLQ VELVET @Milaelmo]

@Dexter_OT 😂😂😂🤣

[BLQ VELVET @Milaelmo]

@jzux People who are always like, “this is REAL music” or “I miss the days when artists made real music” are annoying AF!

[b10ndzi11a @b10ndzi11a]

@jzux Adults who are picky eaters and won't try food. Oh I'm sorry, the worst that can happen is it *might* taste bad?

[Trashvis @Trashvis]

Migos explaining their adlibs to James Corden lmaoooo

[No Relation, Esq. @TheCosby]

I don’t know why more people haven’t abandoned their podcasts after this happened…it’s too spot on

[BLQ VELVET @Milaelmo]

@KhanyisaMelwa Horrific! 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[Shanno🦅 @_ShannonHQ]

Newsflash buddy

[Mischa @amhofinger]

@Phislash GP is a treasure trove for adrenaline junkies. From dodging bullets in Hillbrow to avoiding carjackings in Sandton to sharpening up your driving skills avoiding potholes in bryanston at night during load shedding. Your list of activities is endless.