Ben Milam

kulia i ka nu'u una vida bien vivida

[Ben Milam @MilamBen]

Well happy for Loftus-Cheek, well deserved for a lad with a bright future.

[Ben Milam @MilamBen]

Schipol airport, you've finally let me down. Usually great but today i walked into the arrivals lounge and you have 500 arrivals and 3 staff

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Well done easyjet, flight has been delayed but literally no information whatsoever about why. Just a queue of people looking confused.

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8 years? Ban them for life fifa. Actually, they're both looking ropey, 8 years might be life!

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Cam Newton, would you stop?! You absolute beast. 5td and 100 rushing yards.

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Get to the airport, one woman has a nervous breakdown screaming at a security guard and another gets taken off a plain on a stretcher, omens

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Played my first game of monopoly in years today. It was pokemon monopoly and I crushed everybody. #dayoff #netherlands

[Ben Milam @MilamBen]

Tyson Fury calling himself the new Ali...man's a joke, god I hope he gets smashed.

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I really don't want Hazard to leave, but if he does I want at least 90m for him, bring in Greizmann and a new striker.

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Haha, imagine if Messi gets thrown in the nick! He'd get even better at keepy ups.

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England will be losing a #ChampionsLeague spot soon enough and it will be very justified. #notgoodenough the motto of the night.

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Back to not turning up again ay Chelsea, wicked. A little fight would be nice to see.

[Ben Milam @MilamBen]

Vodafone has welcomed me to the Netherlands 5 times now, piss off Vodafone.

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Told everyone I had more faith in Mariota than Winston. He proved me right, good lad.

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God I hope Fury gets spanked and actually does quit.

[Ben Milam @MilamBen]

@beaf3d3cd42e4e6 wow

[Ben Milam @MilamBen]

@BBCNewsGraphics @BBCNews can we take into account that Charlotte is also a far more common name anyway?!?

[Ben Milam @MilamBen]

These tuk-tuk company guys are pissing me off something chronic. They know nothing about running a business.... #dragonsden

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Ok that woman with Deborah Meaden on radio 1 didn't realise when enough was enough and when funny became tedious.

[Ben Milam @MilamBen]

Disappointed that so many of those American fans left when they realised Speith wasn't going to win.Joke, great "golf fans" #PGAChampionship