@liamgallagher once said that his gran, on acid, with a toblerone stuck up her arse, was better than the entire England squad. I'd seriously offer her a 5-year deal at Liverpool at this point because when the season starts, we'll need as many players as we can get at this rate.
@AnfieldWatch If you perform like you've been at the beach, and your insta shows you at the beach, chances are you're playing shit because you've been on the fucking beach.
@John_W_Henry@LFC The more chaos & confusion your actions create, the bigger the disconnect with fans. If you have a plan, tell us. If you don't - get one. From a purely business perspective, you're killing your investment. From an emotional standpoint, you're killing our faith.
🚨 When the players went back to the locker room, and Fede Valverde kept accusing Tchouaméni of leaking to the press, Tchouaméni went up to him, and calmly told him that he needs to stop with the accusations, and that they need to make PEACE.
But Valverde REFUSED to stop and kept going.
When he kept going, Tchouaméni threw a HEAVY PUNCH at Valverde's face, immediately dropping him to the floor, where he hit his head and cut it.
Valverde looked very dizzy and almost unconscious, and was taken out in a wheelchair. @diarioas
@ianyoungkop I went bald at 21 and I was doping...but with loads of ganja, which is as far from a PED as you can get. It would explain Macca's performances I suppose.
I love Iggy Pop, and The Stooges had a huge impact on me. I'm also in awe that he's still performing live at 79. But man... I can't watch him these days without being reminded of King Louie from The Jungle Book.