Mildred Cox 🥞☕

@AlanCoxShow's great-great-great-great-grandmother from Tupelo, MS, now immortalized as an antique at the @CrackerBarrel in Brooklyn, OH. Parody.

[Mildred Cox 🥞☕ @MildredCoxShow]

Technology from @GoogleArts proves it: @erikalaurenluvs was right. @alancoxshow really does look like me.

@billsquire @RadioCodyB

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@realDonaldTrump Can't wait until the Mar-A-Lago Cheetoskins expansion team begin their first season.

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@bdclarke @clevelanddotcom this is generally correct, but some Native Americans actually prefer to be called Indians.

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@billsquire I bought two of these today https://t.co/EUUD27w1eD

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@erikalaurenluvs Exactly why I never use the term

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@billsquire I like Fireworks Bill better than Heartbeat Bill https://t.co/PQkm2tTBkp

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I heard "Get Outta My Dreams Get Into My Car" today and it still reminds me of this from @guacamilos https://t.co/I1q25XQGHI

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@British_Alan Is this one of those "this is my son" Matt Gaetz memes?

[CNN Communications @CNNPR]

@realDonaldTrump CNN did cover this story - exactly as it happened. Just as we reported your positions on race (and poll numbers). We’ll continue working with facts rather than tweeting fake videos that exploit innocent children. We invite you to do the same. Be better. https://t.co/T1nBtejZta

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@Wach_Zycuff Does this count as Andrew Jackson in blackface?

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@CoxSeinfeld @erikalaurenluvs agreed

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@BrentTerhune Please make a video where your character is upset that @Quaker will discontinue Aunt Jemima products

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@guacamilos This is what I think of

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This gazebo is making my head spin @billsquire

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@ratt4reddog Can it cause skin to turn orange?

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Maybe we'll see @AlanShirt feature this https://t.co/9EKreg2yjE

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Really cute how @alancoxshow is swooning for @OHdeptofhealth's @DrAmyActon.

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At least Jim Purell, Francine Dial, Anthony Lysol IV, Christopher Lorox, Char Min, and.... eh, Angel Soft are doing well during the pandemic. Thanks @alancoxshow and @mary_santora for the laughs with this list

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I would love to hear Yoko Ono + the Siri ahahhahhahahahhahhahahhahhahha clip right now

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

At the end of all this, let’s try to remember that the geniuses who told us not to worry about coronavirus are the same geniuses telling us not to worry about #climatechange

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@MarkMaddenX Attention @ALCOSAN