Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman

Beer taster | women lover | good guy | left handed Aviator | #bidenscountry

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

@JeffBezos yo my boy needs work off tomorrow. Pull a couple stings for me. Thanks boss, preciate it🫡

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

That will play

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

@WrldPhilly

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

Oh baby it’s been too long…

[Tim “Him” Duncan @WrldPhilly]

Nuking the gender neutral bathroom right next to the campus inclusion center as a straight white male who drank 7 domestic American lagers last night>> @BarstoolGruden

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

Who’s got sunblock and a cigarette for a white boy?

#expand

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

@JimmyHawthorn Maybe not😂

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

Wolves might not be in 5

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

I swear this is not staged #wild

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

When the 2 dolla teas hit hard

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

@JimmyHawthorn I mean realistically he’s a huge guy. But I would love to think about him having an under. Would be very funny. The fact is though, it is probably over.

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

@JimmyHawthorn Nice Bonner bozz

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

The rainbow has never looked so damn good #expand

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

Ig I’m bird watching tonight

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

Snoop-osa in order #expand

[Tim “Him” Duncan @WrldPhilly]

Old fashion hangover cure. Let’s get the ball rolling today. #expand

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

@WrldPhilly #noshrinkshere

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

The bar lights came on, heard free drinks from now on.

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

@JimmyHawthorn Shrink all that

[Mildred “Shmuck” Hoffman @MildredHoffmen]

The pigs have spoken