MileHigh&Rising

people only use 10% of their brains. I use 11

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@ryenarussillo Thank you SVP. A true scholar of the game speaks some sense into these jabronis

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That Billy ilish song seems like the worst song ever

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Jimmy already killing it at the Oscar’s. #Oscars

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That tiny little voice in my head that’s constantly antagonizing me… it’s never a woman’s voice. I’ve got some soul searching to do. TBC

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New ninja turtles movie is ill

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You know Gary Payton was under full cringe mode, when he got called an NBA champion. It was palpable.

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Of all the goddamned teams in the afc I didn’t want to face the fucking Texans with a healthy CJ was number 1. Fuck it, we’ll figure out a way to win. #letsgobrowns #ClevelandBrowns #LFGBROWNIES!!!

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Hey Amazon you have all the money and even more tech. Maybe you can keep @NFLonPrime from buffering every 10 minutes. Thanks assholes.

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I’m not sure why half the people in America think that there’s an X in the word especially

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This is really gonna date me, but millennials are like the gay kid in a southern Baptist family that hasn’t been put to sleep yet because they have the voice of an angel in the Sunday choir right?

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Casino royale would be the best James Bond movie of all time if they had just brought in one poker consultant to regulate the absurdity of the poker game. #JamesBond #casinoroyale #imavailable

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Do the Jets start every drive on 3rd down. Also why are they running their team out there today? #Jets #BlackFridayAmazon #dolphins

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Hey fuck head advertisements V in Instagram that exact my thoughts, if I tap on your add, instantly go to the product and price of item pictured. That is all. #INSTA #ImACelebrity

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Good to see that football has returned to Cleveland. #lfgbrownies @Browns

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I wish someone would just mass shoot everyone. Oh wait, that’s gods job.

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Loving the brown’s schedule this year. Let’s see how they manage to go 7-10. #brownsfan #clevelandrocks #thisisouryear

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In The Michael Lebron debate, no one ever throws out the fact that Lebron has had this level of sustained excellence in an age where any slight slip becomes headline news. His biggest mistake was a national announcement of where he intended to sign as a free agent. #lebron #goat

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Crocs are Clogs

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I think it’s safe to say Florida doesn’t deserve any pro teams. Of any kind

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Sometimes intellectual me gets into a fight with smart ass me and then mediator me breaks it up while pussy me shutters in the corner and bad as me laughs at me and the whole while self righteous me looks down his nose at all of us. Does that ever happen to you?