Miles Williams

Dad 👦🏼👦🏼👶🏼. Property Mgmt Company Owner. Mainly Bay Area sports, property mgmt, and Dad content, with just the right amount of Newsom hate.

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

They deserve their franchise back based on this tweet alone.

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Work to bring back the Expos is temporarily on hold while we start up several life insurance companies

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@pslohmann Hope Beagle gets taken to the cleaners. Their shady sales tactics are a stain on our industry. I was shocked when one of their VP’s called me recently apologizing for the deceitful behavior of the past and begging for me to take a second look.

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@XavierBecerra I can promise this will never happen.
Exhibit A: High Speed Rail

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@ZavalaA Nooo… how will I ever take the train from Bakersfield to Merced?

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@CAgovernor Gonna be weird when you arrest yourself

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@GavinNewsom *Happy 4th of July and God Bless America

Fixed it for you

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@GavinNewsom lol

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

I hope the Knicks lose every game from here on out

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

As if we needed any more evidence…

This poor Spurs fan, man. You can see the look on his face when he turns around after someone tries to rip the jersey off - He’s incredibly nervous. And the person trying to light his hair on fire?! I’ve seen it all. Knicks fans are garbage 🗑️

[Dave Rubin @RubinReport]

Will today be a bad day for naked meth addicts who poop on the side of elementary schools?

We shall see!

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

That’s it, he just secured every millennial vote

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

#SFGiants Barry Bonds hit a major league record 762 home runs.

Convert every single one of them to a strikeout.

And he still has a higher on-base percentage and a lower strikeout rate than #Dodgers Shohei Ohtani.

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@GovTimWalz An all time ratio

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@susanslusser @ShaynaRubin @sfchronicle Great, can we land a big name FA now or not? That’s all that matters

[Real Estate Lawyer @SinaiLawFirm]

People move out from CA to places like Austin and Nashville so they can afford the image on the left while our politicians (and pro-housing people) are busy figuring out how to build more of the right

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

Oh good, Gavin is looking into it. If he somehow gets the event approved, I will still hate him, but I will have to give him credit for doing one thing right. I am not holding my breath.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

This is NOT a decision the Governor made. Our office is looking into this matter on behalf of the people of Long Beach!

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@BarryRoland19 My PM company has clients who buy these deals, hire us to manage them, and then they get mad at us when they’re not cash flowing 🤷🏻‍♂️ 9 times out of 10 they are a doctor too

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@GovPressOffice Those of us who have eyes, and have been inside a fast food restaurant recently know this is absolutely not true.

[Luis Feld @LuisFeldNYPS]

“We’ll get em’ tomorrow, boys. Best of 5.”

Mark DeRosa on losing the WBC.

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

@NewsomNews @GavinNewsom @nvdems You shouldn’t use the word “fire” ever…

[Miles Williams @Miles831]

From the top rope

[US Oil & Gas Association @US_OGA]

Average price of gasoline in California today is $4.63 of which $1.64 is state taxes.

But we understand your concern since you import most of your crude from foreigners because you won't develop California's oil and gas resources.