Miles

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

The Uruk-hai shot Boromir with three arrows and he didn’t scream as loudly as Bernardo Silva did there

[Miles @MilesArrowsmith]

@kirawontmiss Have they tried a bit of t-cut?

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Martin Lewis here explaining why children need to be taught financial education in schools.

And that’s the Tory Schools minister. Shaking his head.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Tory MP Scott Benton has been suspended for 35 days for being “Corrupt and for sale”. I’m sorry, but if being corrupt and for sale is against the rules then what is the point of being a Conservative?

[Miles @MilesArrowsmith]

@LisandrMartinez how can I go about getting a signed shirt in exchange for a charity donation instead of paying someone on eBay? Would make the perfect wedding gift to two season ticket holders who are die hard fans of yours!

[Miles @MilesArrowsmith]

@MichaelStarrr @YouTube Slikknuts! 🤘🏼

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

How to destroy the NHS:

Step 1. Run it into the ground with austerity.

Step 2. Exploit the crisis to empower the private sector.

Step 3. Abolish the principle of universal health care.

End privatisation, support striking workers and save our NHS.

[Miles @MilesArrowsmith]

Any help? @ted_baker

[Miles @MilesArrowsmith]

@ted_baker unfortunately my belt buckle has broke! Purchased not too long ago.. I see it’s a common problem when researched online. Could you point me in the right direction of how to repair or replace.
Thanking you!

[John Bishop @JohnBishop100]

We will shortly have the 5th Tory Prime Minister in 6 years - at some point it becomes obvious you are just a bit shit!

[Miles @MilesArrowsmith]

@David_O_Leeds @1HowardWalker @Cmdr_SamVimes @jessicaelgot Possibly the £100s, maybe £1000s at this rate you’d save by firms being nationalised you could invest that into other pensions?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I don’t know why Liz Truss and Rishi Sunak can’t see that the obvious solution to the cost of living crisis is to tell everyone to find a Tory donor to pay their energy bills.
#EnergyPrices #CostOfLivingCrisis

[The New Statesman @NewStatesman]

EXCLUSIVE: In a leaked video, Rishi Sunak boasted to Conservative Party members that he was prepared to take public money out of “deprived urban areas” to help wealthy towns.

@REWearmouth reports: https://t.co/uZMpjKm6rG

[Miles @MilesArrowsmith]

@RobZombie Bring it to the uk 🤘🏼🙏🏻

[Howard Beckett @BeckettUnite]

British Gas owner, Centrica, just had a fivefold soar in their profits.

There is no such thing as a cost of living crisis. This is a cost of greed crisis.

[Miles @MilesArrowsmith]

@ladbible

[Professor Gordon Dougan FRS @GordonDougan1]

I went to state school in Scunthorpe. Born on a council estate. A father at 20 years old. Now a professor in the Department of Medicine at Cambridge University and a Fellow of the Royal Society. Nothing was fair about getting there. If I am damaging Oxbridge, so be it.

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

Seeing the interview in its entirety is sickening, but at the same time the bullying & patronising nature of it is getting plenty of coverage for what is the most crucial time for our future existence on this planet. Only one person came out of this well & that’s Miranda Whelehan