Miles Evenson

I learn everything the hard way.

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Pizza season is back!

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Both couples behind me at the bakery have twins. They’ve been talking about strollers for a good 5 minutes now.

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Great day 1 at @vitally_io! Excited to see what we can build together.

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Best part of the Windows 11 video is the guy who’s about to spend an entire meeting eating a huge sandwich on camera

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@janecoaston Top 3 Redwall books?

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Forgot how to slurp ramen noodles 🤦‍♂️🍜

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Just passed a mailbox tagged with an OnlyFans URL. What a time to be alive.

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So eloquent at 21 😐
https://t.co/f73dHBvz5r

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Wondering what do do with Spring Break.

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14 years ago today I was sitting in my dorm room thinking about what to do with the last spring break of college, no idea about the adventures ahead...
#MyTwitterAnniversary

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Guess I'm two-for-two when it comes to getting laid off at the start of a recession 😐

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Apparently git is now a detective:

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Unsurprisingly, after writing 7400 lines' worth of unit tests, the team has some strong opinions on how to do things.

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@erwinawuebs It happened to me and it was very upsetting. I spent the rest of the day feeling mini-ants all over (also, in my mouth/throat).

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@twitter Please let me disable "auto-expand pictures" on http://t.co/txFaYlLsNf

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OH: "...because I am DONE with developers designing interfaces."

[Evan Sundwick @productevan]

No, Twitter, I don't want to see all inline images in my feed. Wait, you didn't ask? Of course you didn't ask.

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Why would you put your list of supported versions behind a paywall?!

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@erwinawuebs It's still better than getting to the end of your cereal and finding ants.

[Brian @brianellin]

Future Portlandia episode right here http://t.co/EeDo0Li1Nx cc: @malthe @Carrie_Rachel

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Me: “I don’t like the sound of my voice” @ArdenEliz “No one does”