Miles McTango

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Two new teams join this historic league. But many are wondering just how “real” they really are, especially after watching their auto-bid-like habits in the auction. Atleast one league member believes the Slick-n-Sliderz should be renamed Slick-GPT

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One team can’t hide their excitement for their new rookie RB.

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No, I’m not on the run… technically… Draft grades coming to a screen near you, eventually.

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The commissioner rules with an iron fist. Goodbye Conglomerate… gone but never forgotten

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One half of #ASAAB has even said they are “woefully underprepared”. But do they really need preparation when they have Garrett Wilson locked in for $2?

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With the draft quickly approaching we’re hearing reports that teams are less prepared than ever. Many teams won’t even be drafting together. Will they find harmony with distance between them?

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Ahem…. A former champion has now made the news official. They’re hanging up their keyboard and plan to spend more time with their loved ones. But isn’t your team your loved ones? #FantasyFootballIsLife

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Otherwise all quiet on the off-season front…. frankly too quiet. Might there be a shocking reveal in the coming weeks? Stay tuned only on https://t.co/9t030jvzjF

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Most think Labor Day is a day off for everyone. Well not for this league as the draft date is now officially set. Where oh where will the players land…

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The #BigDawgs or should I say the #BigDownwardDawgs officially welcome in a new member to their front office today. If they land the touted Bijan Robinson in the draft they will soon be saying #Nutmaste

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It’s me.. Hi. I’m the problem it’s me. At draft, time, everybody agrees

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I can’t stop thinking about mock drafts… #FantasyFootball2023

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You know they like their league mates fried. Cold beer on a Friday night. Will #ASAAB find a pair of players that fit just right? The radio is u-up as they’re at their annual company retreat scouting the talented Southern California

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Will the #BigDawg become the #BigDawgs? Our investigative reporting has found out the solo member is planning to double in size this coming year. Rumor has it they may even be the #BigDownwardDawgs after adding Southern California’s most flexible fantasy football player

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After experimenting with a west coast offense the past few years is the #commish’s team looking to get back to their roots with the Power I? Permanently setting up camp in the heart of Big 10 country would suggest the answer to that question is yes

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Picked Off Magazine’s boots on the grounds report a meeting of the minds at #BreadNButter HQ will take place this weekend. A dramatic heater to end the season ultimately fell just short. Preparation starts now for the dynamic duo who look to right last year’s wrongs.

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Amidst their drunken stupor have #ASAAB struck gold? A deadline deal for Garrett Wilson is looking to provide a ten year plan for a team who admittedly in the past hasn’t even had a ten minute plan. Exciting times for all shot and beer lovers.

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Disaster struck for @HogsInc. So much so reports were the two team members were planning to spend some significant time away at opposite ends of their home state. The hatchet has been buried and now they’re not going anywhere. May they even add a new face to their roster? Hmm…

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Will a prominent voice and long-standing league member retire? Uncovering the truth is why we’re #alwaysworking. Don’t touch that dial. Stay tuned.

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Enjoy march madness (whatever that is?) everyone. Too busy getting ready for the upcoming season in the #DBFFL