Medium Miles Financial Board

Management of Medium Miles FC financial fair-play and wages. Gareth backed, Greggs partnership bringing in the bread for toasting

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HATTRICK HERO LANCE, drink it in lads, history in motion

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And its 4-2 and who assisted LANCE

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WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE! HES MADE IT 2

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ON HIS RETURN LANCE SCORES

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@cannoreplace We apologise for the new appointment as it was taken to powers above us. We would like to coax you out of your house with a medium value seat in the medium miles fc mainstand and a pukka pie for half price.

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We welcome back lance williams on a flimsy agreement with DA JUNGLE. The terms of his return are still being discussed however one thing is clear. His wage will be between £18.50 and -£13 per week based on performances. He must also sit for lunch with the ultras and suggest wine

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Da jungle hate post \/\/

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3 left dead and 4 hospitalised after Lance Williams headed over the bar into the 5th row.

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A recent shooting occured outside the Medium Miles Stadium. Police are reporting it was to do with Medium Miles player Mrs Bandell and a fan wearing a comically large hat.

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The board has passed a decision to allow male, female, and canine ball boys. We are a staple modern club and will all pay them more or less equally.

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Due to new player wage regulations in the new division, Lance Williams wage has been decreased. Whilst an increase to Peremy Pinch’s wage has been signed in a new contract. William’s current wage has driven him to the local job centre.

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BREAKING: In recent events following the news regarding Gareth’s apartment, reports have surfaced that his ‘cheating ex wife’ has recently been passed around a rugby shower room, rumoured to have involved John who plays as fly half for said team. More news to come

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A move to ban comically large hats from the stadium has been passed by the investors, more to come soon.

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BREAKING: Gareth’s 3 bedroom apartment in Monaco found full of Furbys and MyLittlePony drawings from a local pre school. Fans are left bewildered by this and backing could be at risk!

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Recent board decisions have listed Lance Williams in the wage list for ‘massive reduction’ in weekly pay. This includes his steroid injections issued by Phil behind the bins.