Miles Metric

DJ, producer, musician, unicorn, performer and co-founder of the Mythical Menagerie. I rarely use this platform so it's safe to say I could never be president

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

Can someone please explain to me why @marksandspencer want me to kick my washing machine door in?

[Talkingben @TalkingBenCoin]

@elonmusk I made 600k on dogecoin between yesterday and today, I’ll be giving 1k$ in doge to the ones who follow me and retweet this tweet

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

Facts.

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

@hex WTAF talk about going all in 😱

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

@DefectedRecords Voodoo People Pendulum Remix

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

@hex I'm so wet for this

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

LMAO @realDonaldTrump

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

If I wake up tomorrow and @Twitter hasn't deleted the @realDonaldTrump account I will be pretty damned upset

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

White privilege has peaked.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

On the plus side, the rioters refuse to wear masks, so they’ll be readily identifiable

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

[@childishgambino intensifies]

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Journalists! Hi! Stop covering him. After this just let him scream into Newsmaxx and OANN and tweet from Florida and that’s it. He got into office because you made him the story. Turn off the spotlight and let him wither. And his sons. Let them scream into the void. Thank you.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Refusing to believe anything you're told, doesn't make you cleverer than the rest of us. Recognising the times when you are actually being told the truth is a crucial skill.

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

Why is NHS being told they can’t allow TV cameras in to show how real and devastating the new surge in Covid really is? We’re on the brink of catastrophe and yet authorities would rather we didn’t know.

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

@slim_reaper2k @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump Big man alert 😱

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/EeflnWgIcL

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

@itsJeffTiedrich Christ what now

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

@voices_______ Not quite sure how it positively effecting people's lives and helping people rethink their attitude to drugs is a waste but ok

[Miles Metric @MilesMetric]

@realDonaldTrump Thanks to you